Thoughts were rushing through my mind, varying from giving it a go and spraying her just here, to waking up Lucy and asking her for help. Eventually, I decided to give this squirrel girl a little more time to think if she really wants to approach me, by giving her a set of skunk warnings.
At first, I stomped my right foot on the ground, making a loud sound. The squirrel girl didn’t seem to bother and still stood there, smirking and probably dreaming about turning John into her partner.
More and more annoyed, I turned around to make my butt face this clueless squirrel girl, and slowly lifted my black-and-white striped tail. This gave her the sight at which most animals would run away as fast as they could, but apparently she had no idea that this pose is infamously known a skunk's final warning.
This squirrel girl still didn’t say a thing, she just gave me a more confused look. Yet she still didn’t back off, so I bent over, showing her my dangerous asshole.
Just after I did that, the squirrel lady...