Samantha let go of her husband's swollen test and wiped the milk from her hand. "Just be sure to only drink a small amount of milk before you start transforming. Due to the custom nature of his transformation, the program warned that if you drink too much of his milk before you turn into a calf, it may turn your mind mostly bovine and even make the change permanent for you and your father." Samantha paused and looked at her kids, they both had looks of hesitation on their faces. "What's wrong?" She asked them
"I don't know" started Henry. "Those teats were dad's nipples at one point. Kind of feels odd to suck on them. Even if I was a calf."
"Yea..." Started Susan "also, Henry and I had already talked about this before you brought it up. We had talked about what animals we would like to try if you ever gave us a chance. And cows..." She paused looking at the massive cow her father had turned into " ..ummm...wasn't on that list. And no offense dad...but they are kind of gross."
Tom turned his massive head towards his daughter and let out a sad moo.
"But I mean...." Henry spoke again, looking at his cow father "we can't just leave dad as a cow alone all weekend..."
"Sure we can!" Samantha explained as she gave Tom the cow a slap on his big rear. "Consider this is punishment for turning us into animals without our consent. Besides, I left the backyard door open so he can spend all weekend eating grass like I had to do!" Samantha chuckled and walked around to Toms massive cow head and looked into his dull cow eyes. "Ok Tom, or is it Bessie now? We are going to turn into some other animal. You are going to go into the backyard and wait to turn back into a human on Sunday evening. Please try to keep your waste to the corner of the yard, like I did. If any of the neighbors see you...." Samantha paused, looking into the dumb eyes of the cow "well just act dumb....but I'm thinking that won't be too hard for you right now. Moo for me if you understand me"
Tom let out a sarcastic moo. He may have been 50 percent cow in mind, but he could still understand his wife.
"GOOD!" Samantha gave her husband a kiss on his wet nose. "Now get outside before you crap on my hardwoods!" She slapped Tom's rear again and Tom slowly started making his way outside through the backdoor she had left open.
After Tom was outside, Samantha turned to her kids "So ...what animals were on your list?"