"Hey everyone, and welcome to the latest part of Animalia Ambassadoria's Summer Event Coverage." Said Malice, starting the latest part of the series.
"Since Pride Month is winding down," said Sarah, getting the group of clips ready, "We're going to be meeting/interviewing some of the newest members of Animalia, as well as covering similar news from Animalia's colonies."
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"First off we're going to be meeting one of Animalia's newest bears." said Sarah, as an enormous grizzly bear walked in. What made him all the more eye-catching was that even though his belly was rounder than most Animalians, it wasn't with fat. In actuality, it was greatly distended abdominal muscles.
"So, what will you be doing for work?" asked Malice, as part of the interview.
"Actually, a lot of us are joining up with your construction company." answered the Grizzly Bear, "We're actually working on a new apartment complex."
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"It's not just Lyre and Animalia that are having an influx of gays and lesbians." Said Malice as she used Google Earth to "travel" from Lyre/Animalia to Mieni Atoll. "Mieni Atoll is also having its own influx, mainly of gay/lesbian couples becoming either sharks or orcas. However, since the typical range of Sea Otters are nowhere near Mieni Atoll, it has helped debunk one "popular myth" about homosexual furries, that of otters and orcas forming couples."
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"Vilcabamba has already been known for its ancient burial ground, which Brazil has declared a 'national treasure' of sorts," said Sarah, as she "traveled" from Mieni Atoll to Vilcabamba. "But thanks to Professor Nova, who was investigating the 'Mystery of El Jichi' at the time, another archaeological site has been found and added to the original one."
"This has caused problems in its own way, since looters and grave robbers have become quite a common problem." Said Malice, showing a news report of one "tourist couple" getting caught with Pre-Colombian artifacts in their luggage. They tried to pass them off as souvenirs, but the gift shop at Vilcabamba had already thought of that and had begun placing identifying serial numbers, whether woven or engraved, onto their souvenirs.
"Tune in, not only on the website, but also on Nat Geo and the History Channel to see our agent, Miles' coverage of the cave system and what has been found there." said Sarah.
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"And that's all that we have time for on this episode." said Malice, after a few more "stupid" clips, and interviews with gay and lesbian Animalians, "Stay tuned for our special Fourth of July Coverage, especially of Mieni Atoll's Starlight on the Water. Be safe, and for the love of all that is holy, don't be stupid." Then the episode wrapped up, alongside the credits, with clips of people doing extremely stupid things with fireworks, from lighting fireworks nestled in someone's butt (causing 'toasted buns', as one commenter called it) to someone wrapping a long string of firecrackers around themselves, almost like "belts" of bullets in some old commando movies and lighting the fuse only to suffer burns and damaged hearing from the firecrackers going off.