"I still wanna be a werehyena," said Micki. "That shower sex we had with Ashlee rocked. I won't be content until I get a dick like that for myself. How 'bout you, Jess?"
Jessica tugged nervously at her shiny black hair. "I don't know, Micki. I hate to split us up, but you know I've been the biggest fan of vampires since middle school."
"Please tell me this isn't a Twilight thing," said Claudia.
"Anne Rice, actually," Jessica admitted.
"Slightly better," Claudia chuckled. "Whatever the reason, go with vampires if that's what makes you happy."
"I bet the Universe is speaking to your heart," Liesel smiled dreamily, "or even Mother Night Herself."
"A vampire and a werehyena can still hang out and get it on, right?" asked Micki.
"Just ask Selena and our sister Tatiana!" laughed Claudia. "You can barely keep those two off each other."
Micki sighed in relief. "Good. Could we have a kid?"
"It's very rare," said Liesel, "but sometimes a vampire can conceive a dhampir with a human or a werebeast. That's essentially a human with some vampire powers."
Claudia put a hand on Jessica's shoulder. "Drop by later tonight and Matriarch Carmilla will turn you with all the proper rites."
Jessica giggled. "Sounds like a secret society."
Claudia joined in on the laughter. "You mean we AREN'T?"
"I'd better go home and put on something nice for the ceremony. Something lacy and black, I think."
"I'll help you pick it out!" Micki squealed excitedly.
"We'd better be going, too," said Claudia. "I promised Liesel I'd take her to the zoo to snack on some tiger blood. After that, I think we'll catch a movie."
Liesel linked arms with Claudia and fluttered her eyelashes at her. "Well then, by all means lead the way, honey."