he chose instant.
then, a message popped up. it said, "Shall we initiate tf now?"
'Yes/No'
he clicked 'yes'.
Suddenly, he watched in surprise, as his footwear vanished, followed by his coat, shirt, and pants, save for his heart-patterned boxers, which immediately turned into a ragged loincloth.
"Oh, oo-er." he said shakily.
He felt a pain in his rear, and felt it in the chair he was sitting on. Immediately, he jumped up, and saw a small stumpy tail grow above his buttocks.
Then, black dragon wings grew on his back. He gave them a flap, and soon began to rise slowly off the ground.
Almost immediately, his feet expanded bigger than his shoe size [10], lost the pinkie toes, and gained claws on the 4 remaining toes.
Then he felt his hands changing, the fingers becoming chunky and getting claws like on the toes.
His eyes enlarged and arranged themselves to that of a Biclops, & his ears grew bigger and pointy too.
2 short stumpy yellow horns grew on his forehead.
With a poof, his hair and moustache became unruly and turned green. and his chest hair turned green too.
And throughout all this, his skin turned bright blue.
Mr McShane was a monster.
he admoired his reflection in the mirror.
"Wow." he said, his deep voice now sounding more gruff and raspy. "Me look hideous. Cool!"
and, he didn't know that his private parts had gone.