"Probably 2201?" Eric walked over to the door, knocked and waited.
Gunther had just sat down with his coffee, when he heard someone knock on the door.
*Sigh* "This better be important." He hefted himself off the chair and made his way to the door with an annoyed expression,
only to be greeted by that oblivious human bellhop, the mere presence of whom further annoyed Gunther.
"I've got a package for you, sir!" The human held out a tube towards him, at which Gunther only glanced for a moment,
before looking the bellhop straight in the eyes again. "I didn't order anything."
The bellhop stammered a bit at that and scratched the back of his head while looking at the tube in his hand.
"Uh, i guess it's complementary?" He shrugged, before quickly shoving the tube into Gunther's hands and running off.
Gunther stared for a moment, before sighing again and throwing the door closed.
"I'll have to get used to all this again after that business trip to the human world." He shook his head.
"Its so much nicer when everything makes sense, but i'd have to find someone to swap with if i want to live there..."
Gunther looked down at the tube in his hand. "Well, let's see what this is then."
He walked back to the table and sat back down on the chair, which comically creaked under his weight.
"Damn ToonWorld, always exaggerating things..." The pig looked over the tube while taking a sip from his coffee.
"No address." He tried to open one end, noticed that it was stuck, flipped the tube over and tried the other. "What the...?"
Gunther was greeted by a very real-looking pucker pointing back at him. "Oh, so that's what this is." He scratched his head in frustration.
"Are they playing into the toon stereotypes again, or do they know that i haven't had any time for myself for a while?"
He felt himself heat up as he looked at it and put his hand on his face.
"Ugh, i'd rather not give them the satisfaction of playing into the stereotype, but i DO need this." He sighed. "I suppose its fine occasionally."
Gunther undid his fly, allowing is large shaft and enormous balls to pop out. "But they better not expect me to give it back."
His hand guided the tube up above his length, the head touching the tight pucker. "Let's see how much this thing can take."
He thrust the tube down his shaft, watching it bulge as he pushed inside. *Huff* "Damn, this thing is good. Definitively not giving it back."
Gunther's hand slowly moved the tube up again, until only the tip was left inside, before slamming it back down.
It didn't take him long to pick up more speed, slamming the tube down harder and harder, even beginning to thrust his hips upwards.
His breathing got heavier and his hand faster and faster, until he finally, with a loud groan, unloaded his balls inside the hole,
making the tube bulge more and more at the other end.
It took Gunther almost three minutes to finish, and he collapsed backwards into his chair, the moment he did,
allowing the tube to drop to the ground like an overfilled condom. *Huff* *Huff* "I really needed that."
He bent forward and was about to reach down for the tube, only to discover that it was slowly deflating.
"Well, ToonWorld does have SOME advantages i suppose." He said with a smile.
"I would probably keep visiting, even if i did move to the human side." Gunther picked up the tube and looked at it.
"After all, there are some things you can't get anywhere else." He put the tube down on the table and reached for his coffee.
"And those things are definitively worth putting up with all the nonsense for." The pig took a sip with a wide smile on his face.