God looked over his creation. He had planned for so long to make Adam a mate. But the foresight of the angel had told him that if he made Adam and Eve. God pondered curiously.
He was so set on his idea he couldn't think of what to do differently... until he quite suddenly did! While Adam slept he took the rib as originally planned, but with it he took Adam's penis.
From this God fashioned Eve, forming her as he originally designed... until it came to her sex. Attaching to her what was once Adam's penis. And for Adam where his sex was he would carve into him the vagina originally designed for Eve.
God would then have Adam and his sons have dominion over their wives, and have the physical strength to do so, while Eve's and hee daughters would be the opposite; following the original design God had in mind. But differing from his original design he would bring a kind of balance to this unequal relationship. Though men were to be the leaders and defenders, they were to sacrifice their sexual pleasure for their wive's needs. God wanted them to not sin, and by organizing things in such a way surely nothing could go wrong!
And so God left Eve next to Adam the two of them subconciously cuddling up to eachother. Adam's firm smooth body pressing up against Eve's soft body full of protruding bits. The Question remained though.