Memories from Rob's human life weakly filtered into his animal mind. He dimly remembered why he had become werewolf, and thus set off through the woods, determined to interrupt the lovers...
...Who were at the moment copulating on the dirt floor of the forest. Their interwtined, glistening bodies gave a final grand sapsm as Jared climaxed and Judy--who'd proved herself a noisy lay--gave a final shriek of delight. Momentarily spent, the lovers lay sprawled in the dirt.
"So," Jared said between pants, "Was it as good for you?"
Judy laughed in delighted disbelief.
"Oh my fucking God!" she marveled, "You were amazing! You must be the son of Casanova or something."
"Well," Jared said with mock modesty, "Past experiences have perfected my technique."
This was actually BS, since Jared's only past experience had been with Madame Palm. But since he now realized that he was God's gift to women, he was entitled to be cocky. He turned to his conquest.
"Say Judy, after we rest up a bit, how would you like me to show you some of my other love-making techniques?"
"Oh, YES please!"
She suddenly screamed, and pointed to a distant figure retreating behind a bush. "Someone's watching us!"
Jared leapt up and hurtled toward the bush. Diving in, he drove out an overweight stoner in a tent-like tie-die shirt. It was Nate, the third stoner from the group Jared had interrupted. He was still baked.
Jared socked him, and sent the wheezing voyeur on to the grass.
"You batard! You were watching us the entire time, weren't you?"
Nate cast his eyes downward in guilty admission.
"If I catch you doing that again I'm gonna lodge my foot up your bulbous ass! Now get lost!"
"But Rob, I thought we were friends."
"I'm not Rob you moron!"
"But Rob.." Nate was confused and on the verge of tears.
"Arrggh! Okay, okay, I AM Rob. Now will you please leave me and Judy alone? Go wait by that really far-off tree for an hour or two and then I'll be friends with you again."
"But rob--"
"Do IT!"
Nate brokenly marched off into the forest. But just as soon as he was concealed by the bushes he hid behind them and resumed spying on the lovers.
Reunited, Jared and Judy began to cuddle. Things began to get hot and heavy. Then they heard a twig snap. Jared sat up.