“Emma, I found some of your jewellery in the wash. You need to be more careful with it!” Lena says entering the room holding up the medallion.
“That’s not mine! How tacky do you think I am??” Emma walks out of the living away from her Mom.
Emma opens the fridge and calls out “there’s nothing to eat, no milk. No bacon. I wanted to make an omelette but there’s no eggs!” She grumbles.
“I’ll just lay some more eggs…” Lena replies sarcastically. She squats and flaps her elbows like a chicken. “Nope. I’m out too. I wish we could lay eggs and produce milk but since you’re teenage girl, you should do what you do best do what they do best and shop!”
The medallion glowed and disappeared in Lena’s hand. Although she was completely oblivious and didn’t notice.
“Mom I love you but don’t ever do chicken impressions in public okay!” Emma laughs embarrassed.
Lena was happy to Emmas mood change, she felt she could get through to Emma when she laughed more.
“Oh So it fine to do at home?” Lena leant forward, her elbows flapped again like chicken. She scratches at the floor with her foot. Her red toe nails dig into the carpet.
“Mom! No!” Emma laughs again “ No outside interactions at all now”.
“Hold on” Lena says. I” just have lay my daughter some lunch!” Lena says squatting again. Bawk… Bawk “
“MOM!!” Emma laughs even more, she can’t believe how embarrassing her mom is!
“Ba-gawk!” Lena drops her knees to ground and spreads her legs. Her face squishes up and goes red as though she is really pushing!
RIPPP
A large egg rips through Lena’s underwear and shoots out from of her dress.
The egg rolls on to the carpet.
“What??? Do that again?” Emma stops laughing with a big swallow. She was totally confused.
Lena even more confused. Peels out her torn underwear off and pulls back her dress. Her head is down as she watches her vagina this time. She flaps her arms and clucks again.
“Bawk Bawk Ba-GAWK!” She squawked.
POP
Out shoots another egg.
Now Lena was embarrassed.
“Mom! I’m hungry for eggs but you grabbed them out of the fridge before lunch so you use them for pelvic floor exercises!?” Emma yelled at her mom.
“Honey, nothing has been up there except your father!” Lena said confused “My body made those eggs, I’m technically their mother!?”
Emma noticed the eggs were a little bigger than chicken eggs but she didn’t believe her mom.
“Mom! You’re Soooo weird !” She cried
“Emma if I laid an egg you probably will too!?” Lena said picking up egg with one hand and holding her stomach with the other.
Emma start feeling pressure in the stomach region. Oh no! Emma is about to lay an egg too.