Entity #: 9298
Codename: Orgasm Gun Cock Ring
Known Abilities: E-9298 instances resemble loose implausibly-stretchable silicone cock rings and are equipped as such. When equipped on a male and including the testicles or where the testicles would be, a light pull to the genitals transforms them into a model firearm and leaves behind a dome-shape disk attached to the body. Stretching the disk or pulling it away restores the original unharmed genitalia and leaves behind the cock ring, regardless of the assembly status of the gun. E-9298 does not cause the constrictive effects of an actual cock ring and can be left on for sustained periods to no ill effect until the need to urinate demands its removal or another attachment.
The size, shape, and other specifics of the firearm are specific to the genitalia used: longer penises are longer-barreled guns, girthier penises support wider-caliber shots, those with greater sexual stamina have greater ammunition that recharges faster. An initial ammo clip is based on the balls and is permanently connected to the firearm, but may be dismounted to allow access to the ammunition.
The model firearm's default ammunition regenerates quickly (in seconds at most). Rather than producing conventionally damaging bullets, the default clip produces magically charged semen that harmlessly splatters and causes orgasms and spasm or relaxation during initial impact. Conventional impregnation is possible with this semen post-impact. The host experiences firing the weapon as orgasms, with burst fire or automatic fire being subjectively experienced as a longer or repeated orgasm. Physical contact with the weapon is experienced as analogous to contact with the erect genitals by the host. Causing orgasms via sexual stimulation of the host elsewhere will correspondingly cause the weapon to fire.
Castrated individuals, those with clitorises, those with sexual dysfunctions, and otherwise missing features are compensated with the net properties of a revolver-style handgun which produces a new unit of ammunition every few seconds. This can be used to produce viable semen from otherwise impotent individuals.
Generated ammunition is labeled 'CUM SPRAY'. Crossing out this label or replacement of the ammunition with unlabeled conventional ammunition of appropriate caliber produces the orgasm and relaxation effects without semen spray. A small switch on the clip can be enabled to automatically cross out this label as the bullet is fired. Manually crossing out and relabeling the ammunition allows for conceptual impregnation instead of physical impregnation. The effects of this typically involve having specific ideas and a reasonable plan to make them manifest with regard to engineered future conditions. Directly inspiring a powerful movement and directly engineering complex scientific devices are both viable results of a conceptually impregnated order.
Use of alternative ammunition functions as ordinary bullets, even of wildly inappropriate caliber. This works simply by dismounting the default ammo clip and either jamming a different clip or free-floating ammo in place: teleportation has been reported for bullets that should not logically fit. Firing oversize projectiles such as entire rocket-propelled grenades is experienced as a long and continuous orgasm, while firing smaller bullets is experienced as brief spurts. E-9298 bullets with default labeling may be transferred between guns to no ill effect, but once separated from a gun are considered distinct objects for genitalia-return processes.
Damage to an E-9298 weapon is limited to a safe magnitude of CBT: even repeated smashing or damage has limited actual pain values and removing the E-9298 instance returns undamaged genitals. Disassembling E-9298 weapons spreads the orgasmic feature among all integrated equipment functioning, but despawns constituent parts when the source E-9298 instance is removed.
Use of E-9298 on a firearm barrel converts it to a corresponding set of male genitals on a dome plate that can be attached to an E-9298 plate, creating the visual effect of an unusual set of penis and balls with a cock ring. Ethnicity and other non-shape details of a firearm-penis tends to be based on average population in the area of historical manufacturing popularity. An E-9298 penis can be used to urinate while the original genitalia are firearms, allowing them to be worn for long periods. This connection appears to be primarily for urine ejection point rather than biological plumbing: blood from erections and semen for ejaculations is generated by the E-9298 penis. Sensory and urination link is established with plate-to-plate attachment and remains if firearm is disconnected, until the body-side E-9298 is removed or the gun-side E-9298 is no longer attached. Arousal in one connected penis or firearm typically triggers significant arousal in others.
Use of E-9298 on non-firearm phallic objects (such as dildos, water guns, rockets, and statue structures) may be attached from the rear to function as an attachment plate and pulled off to release plate. This provides sensory connection and urination point, but does not otherwise alter the structure.
Non-sexual objects generally ignore E-9298 orgasms and unlabeled fire. Conceptual impregnation of an inanimate object generally causes it to become inspirational to people around it, possibly in very abstracted or symbolic ways depending on the concept so imposed. This persists until some external expression of the inspired concept has occurred: dialog, publications, and art pieces have all been reported. In rare cases or with very explicit 'happening right now' orders, unusual magical distortions occur such that conceptual impregnation produces physical results. Strange devices, exotic components, and direct enchantment of the affected object to produce effects have all been reported.
Containment: E-9298 instances are stored in site storage lockers for utility purposes. Nonlethal capture teams are authorized to use auto-crossout fire as at-range stunning weapons. Social manipulation teams are authorized to use manually labeled fire to manipulate non-shadow-government officials and key figures as necessary. Site-specific uses are at testing management discretion.
Shooting range practice with E-9298 use is recommended before external missions. Explicit testing is recommended in order to avoid team member concerns caused by weapon handling and firing.
Other: Review Table 595-9298 for E-9298 use case reports in bases and the world.