After class, Jen met up with her friend Sarah to talk.
"Hey, Jen, I knew you were hairy, but that was a lot! When was the last time you shaved? It had to be months ago right?" Sarah seemed genuinely shocked, and Jen would have been too if she hadn't been like this for years.
"I shaved a week and a half ago Sarah." Jen said this in an unenthusiastic and monotone voice for some reason.
"Oh, well... Never mind. I found this crazy video I've been showing to the whole squad, it's this girl who has like 10 times more gas than everyone else. I still think its gross, just weird too." Sarah seemed grossed out, but into the woman who couldn't stop farting.
"Why would you even post that on the internet? I wonder what was going through that girl's head when she did that." When Jen finished this sentence, she let out a loud belch. "I'm gassier than her and would never post me farting in front of a camera." She let out a few more farts before Sarah responded.
"Just thought you should see that Jen, everyone knows how much gas you have." Sarah giggled a bit, apparently Jen was still a popular girl even with her new gas.
"Well I'm not exactly hiding it am I?" She let a huge fart flutter her skirt. "Sarah, we're together next class right? What was next? It's one of those student-run classes that we do right?" Students in the school were allowed to run whatever class they wanted for two weeks in October and this just happened to be the first day. They'd run their class next week, they were teaching cheerleading together.
"Oh I think it's-"