"Of course we can escape," Nate said, "if a wooden puppet kid can escape from Pleasure Island, we can escape too."
"Yeah," you say, "but what if he wasn't a donkey-tailed puppet before he came to the island?"
Nate shrugs, switching his donkey tail. "Okay, this is really stupid, but it just might work. Remember that story about the guy who went flying in a lawn chair attached to weather balloons? Had to get rescued?"
You don't like where this is going. "Why are you looking at me like I'm a weather balloon?"
"Because this is Pleasure Island, and we're going to escape. And if they don't mind you littering, then they won't mind a little theft too."
Nate grabs your arm and drags you over to the completely empty mesh garbage can with the litter all over the ground around it and grabs it and takes it too, then goes back to where the balloon seller is. "Would you like a balloon?" asks the evil park attendant.
Nate let's go of you and the garbage can, then suddenly lashes out with a savage right cross, smashing the guy in the jaw and making him let go of his balloons. Then he pounds him in the gut, then finally starts stomping the guy in the head with his Doc Martens. "Nah," Nate says, "I was just wanting directions to the Brawling Hall, but then I decided to be lazy and just pick a fight here." Nate starts to laugh. "Hee-haw! Hee-hawwww!"
"Nate! You've got donkey ears!" you hiss, the breath coming out of you like escaping air.
"Oh fuck!" he swears, feeling them. "Okay, no time to waste."
You feel yourself turning even more into rubber, your body going more and more translucent, and then Nate reaches into your pants and pulls out your dick. "Hey!"
"Watch this," Nate says, and your dick, which is like rubber and stretching like a balloon, is pulled over to the nozzle of the helium tank which he turns on. "How about a REAL blowjob, eh? Hee-haw!"
Nate's teeth become buck teeth, then he swears, "Oh fuck" and stops joking, stealing the carnival guy's suspenders and hooking them to your pants and to the garbage can as he gets in and you continue to inflate, suddenly realizing you're much taller than him and getting taller...at the same time as more donkey-like. You keep stretching, bigger and bigger, and then the garbage can starts to lift off as you continue to inflate.
At last you're floating high above Pleasure Island, a balloon donkey the size of the Hindenburg with a half-donkey Nate dangling from your belly in a garbage can as he continues to let helium up your dick...which is an incredibly erotic sensation.