"I wish all females had cocks!" exclaimed Oliver, a teenage boy who had a long-time fascination for dickgirls, and had always wanted to meet one in real life.
Suddenly, a distorted wall of light flashed throughout the shop. At the same time, a wave of nausea washed over Oliver. He had an odd feeling he knew that reality had changed somehow.
"Alrighhht! Time to go out into the world and enjoy my wish!" He grinned slyly and rubbed his hands together like a comic book villain. All he could think about now was going home to snoop the naughty corners of the internet and see how the world had changed... and perhaps later try his luck on the dating apps.
As we walked out the door, he glanced over at Jackie, the middle-aged store clerk with purple hair and a total milf. She smiled back. Did she have a cock now?
As the shop door closed behind him, he could swear he heard a quiet screech from behind the check-out counter, but didn't think much of it.
A few minutes later, Oliver got home and plonked himself down on the living room sofa. His parents weren't home from work yet, but his younger sister was up in her room, probably sorting through her make-up or some other girly stuff.
Glancing left and right, he pulled out his phone and switched his browser to private mode. He began to type n-a-k-e-d w-o-m-a...
"Oliver!?" Thump thump thump... All of a sudden, his sister came barrelling down the stairs. He quickly locked his phone and placed it face-down on the cushion next to him.
"Hey sis, umm... what's up?" He answered nervously. As Sophia appeared around the corner he couldn't help but notice... she had a chicken under her arm!?
"Oh nothing much, just girl stuff... would you mind holding my cock for a second?" She thrust the rooster into my lap and scurried over to a cabinet in the corner of the room.
"Uhhh..." Oliver was rendered speechless as we watched her dig through some bins.
"Ah! There it is!" She pulled out a sack of grain (?) and snatched back the cock. "Off to join my girls at the park. Seeya bro!" She said cheerily as she skipped out the front door.
"What... the.... fudge...." Oliver muttered under his breath. "So girls have cocks now...? As in, rooster cocks?" He picked up his phone and resumed his googling from earlier. Sure enough, there were a whole bunch of photos of the naked women holding their "cocks". The first line of the wikipedia page on women stated "A woman is an adult female human. Female humans are assigned a cock immediately at birth. Women are inseparable from their cocks, due to evolutionary reasons still not fully understood by science."
Oliver shook his head, partly in disbelief, and partly in shame that he had screwed up the world in such a weird way. "This is crazy and a little messed up... whelp, I guess I'd better get back to that weird old magic shop."
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