You've been telling yourself for years that you were going to eat healthier to lose weight but always put it off. Yesterday though, you had a rude awakening when you weren't allowed on a roller coaster at the amusement park because you wouldn't fit in the seat. Your diet of greasy and fatty meats plus sugary snacks has left you with quite a gut and an enormous ass.
As you walk down the produce aisle, each item has what you assume is nutritional facts under the name in small print. Not bothering to read them, you put a wide variety of veggies in your cart including lettuce, parsley, endive, kale, tomatoes, onions, fresh chives, celery, carrots, broccoli, cauliflower, green peppers, radishes, cucumbers and mushrooms. You probably won't eat them all in the same salad, but it is good to have many choices to experiment with.
You also see a few salad dressings, but they are a bit strange. The names and nutritional facts are in a language you don't understand, and each has a symbol on them. The one that looks like Italian has a cloud on it. The second that looks like French has an arrow pointing down on it. The final one that looks like Ranch is really strange and has what looks like handcuffs on it. Not knowing what you want you pick up all three.
You bring up your groceries to the register and as you check out the cashier grins and says, "Looks like you really want to transform yourself with all these veggies."
Mistaking her meaning you respond, "Yeah, hopefully eating healthier will help me lose a few pounds."
Seeing that you didn't pick a weight lose vegetable, the cashier giggles a bit. When you are walking out the cashier mutters under her breath, "They never read the labels."