You receive a letter in the mail with a congratulations for a job you didn’t even apply for.
The pay is insane. You’ve been struggling recently financially, so you decide to check it out.
The company is called “Perfect Fit.” All you can find online is their motto “Our clothes are magically fitting!”
You arrive at their local building and tell the lady at the reception your name. She smiles and tells you “Welcome, we’ve been expecting you! Please step through the door to my right.”
Confused, but excited to work, you go ahead.
You enter what appears to be some kind of very white office room filled with many beautiful women. They all turn to look at you but remain in silence. One in particular walks up to you.
“I see you are here for the new job! Come right this way and we can begin immediately.”
She brings you to an interview style room that is very empty besides a mirror on the wall. You sit down in the empty chair. She asks “Would you like water or anything before we begin?”
“No thank you”
“Alright. I’ll be right back, I just need to figure out some paperwork”
She walks out and you can’t help but stare. Her pants definitely have a perfect fit around her body.
You sit there in awkward silence for a few minutes before she returns with a long sheet of paper with lots of fine print.
“Just sign here at the bottom and the job is yours!”
You were anxious to make her wait too long, so you skimmed through and signed.
“Thank you for working with us”
Suddenly, metal clamps lock down your arms, legs, and neck into place
“What’s going on?!”
“You did read the contract, right? You’re going to be trying on clothes for us very soon.” She grinned