When you finally get home from shopping, you decide to get a snack. Shopping made you very hungry, after all, and dinner won’t be for hours. After a couple moments of consideration, you choose to toast some of the bread you bought last week and is getting stale. The stick of butter you just bought looks amazingly delicious. Surely it would make even your stale, cheap end pieces of the bread loaf taste good.
You pop the bread into the toaster. Once it’s the perfect golden brown, you slather plenty of butter on it and begin to eat. You were right! The butter is so good, you don’t even notice the horrible bread it’s on.
The butter is so good, in fact, that you don’t notice your chest beginning to swell. Your carefully maintained pecs grow and grow, becoming massive breasts that would make any plastic surgeon proud. If you could see yourself, you’d be horrified. You’re a hot-blooded straight male. Those breasts belong on anyone but you.
You lick the crumbs and other bits of butter off the plate. Your breasts, which are now straining at your T-shirt, begin to leak milk. Still caught up in the taste of the butter, you don’t even realize you’ve begun lactating.
You sit in your chair for a few moments, trying to decide your next course of action. After a bit, and still unaware you’ve become a man with enormous, lactating breasts, you decide to find a way to finish off the stick of butter.
Little did you know, finishing the stick of butter would make you…