“Hey babe, are you okay?” Lisa asked.
Colin just sat there awkwardly flustered for a moment or two.
“M-My apologies for the mess! I’ll get someone to come clean this up right away!!!” The maid stammered as the spell she was under faded.
“Babe? Babe I’m getting SUPER freaked out by you right now, k? Babe?” Lisa asked as she waved her hand in front of his face.
Colin was too busy processing his girlfriend’s new look:
Her lips had puffed up significantly, her red lipstick being a lot more glittery than he remembered. Her lashes were long and fluttery, accented by the passion fruit yellow plastered across her eyelids. Her hair had some serious volume now, golden curls hanging past her shoulders and down her back. Her normal nails were now an acrylic yellow and nearly two inches long. Under the table he could see her toenails were also painted yellow, her modest four inch heels stretched into seven inch golden stilettos at the end of filler legs with thighs rivaling Alya’s in girth.
“You likey? Jamie did my nails.” Lisa smiled as Colin looked back up at her.
Right in front of him was the loudest of many elephants in the room; the sleek gold dress that once fit her perfectly was now threatening to tear itself in half against the strain of the H cups beneath it.
“Uhhhh yeah! A little makeup and a nice dress can really make you look like a whole new woman.” Colin nervously chuckled. “So what’s been up with you lately?”
“Okay, so I was with Shari and Alyssa and Alya was like ‘Oh hey check that purse out’ and oh ma gawd, it was beautiful so I like HAD to get it-“ Lisa rambled.
Colin just silently nodded as he sat there feeling like he was talking to a classier version of Jamie.
“-And then like holy shit, Wendy was there! She fucking wrecked that creep looking at my tits, like yas hun, kick his ass….” Lisa carried on while playing with one of her huge golden curls.
… feeling like he was talking to a SLIGHTLY classier version of Jamie.
“Sorry for the delay, your food’s ready.” The maid said as she walked back in with a huge tray of tea sandwiches.
“Oh ma gawd, thank you, I’m staaaaarving!” Lisa said as she stuffed a tiny sandwich in her mouth.
Colin quietly nodded to their server and just sat there slowly eating.
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“Blue raspberry is not a real fruit, it’s just regular raspberry with blue dye!” Marinette argued.
“ Nuh-uh, Blue Raspberries are totally a real fruit!” Jamie responded. “They’re like, waaaay more sour!”
“Because they add sour stuff to it!” Lucy responded.
“They’ve really been arguing about this for two hours?” Angela asked as she sipped some coffee.
“You’d be amazed….” Sam sighed as she chugged down some Coke and rum.
“Heyyy girls, we’re back!!!!” Lisa beamed as she kicked the door open.
Colin stepped forward ready for the shocked faces of his other lovers.
Absolutely no reaction.
“Hey Lisa, Blue Raspberry’s like, a real fruit right?” Jamie asked. “They’re waaaay sourer than red ones!”
“Have you EVER seen a bush with blue raspberries on it?!” Lucy asked.
“Nah that’s stuff’s sour cause it’s like, loaded with this junk called citric acid, it does the chemical stuff that makes sour stuff sour…” Lisa said.
“It’s a good thing we don’t have TWO airheads around here.” Lucy smirked, “Now admit that bananas are better than strawberries!”
“If you’re a simple minded ape they are.” Marinette scoffed.
“Hey girl, how was yo big date?” Alya smiled as she hugged Lisa.
“Oh ma gawd it was the beeeeest!!!” Lisa chirped, “Those little sandwiches were super yummy!!!”
“I never did ask, how did someone like her join your friend circle?” Angela asked Shara.
“Lisa was the most popular girl in our high school, so she used to ignore us,” Shara explained, “but when we got to college most of her friends had moved on. We all took chemistry together and the rest was history.”
“Her? Chemistry?” Sam asked.
“Okay I had to tutor her through most of it, but she got it.” Shara said.
Colin stood quiet; the Lisa he met was the top of her class in science, and now she had Shara tutoring her?!
Colin splashed his face with cold water in the bathroom.
“I’ve got to be more careful with this pink glowing thing…” He said to himself quietly.
Then there was a knock on the bathroom door.
Lisa stood in the doorway wearing nothing but her heels, her hefty bust swaying as her nipples jutted out.
“Like what you see?” Lisa giggled as she grabbed her boosted bust and made it jiggle.
‘Later… I’ll be more careful later…’ Colin thought as he took his shirt off…..
The very next day…