Yeah, you know what? They deserve it! Once you make sure Aki'Aki's dreams are working correctly, you head over to your Cyclops, and get in. You sail over to a point and say, "I wish that there was an undersea tunnel that opened up beneath where I am, and that it's easily big enough to fit my cyclops, but that no-one else has discovered it."
You lower the Cyclop's into the newly opened hole. It's very dark in there, nothing like you've ever imagined, and say "I wish that the tunnel had the same aesthetic as The Lost River, but that nothing but me and my subs can enter or exit."
Suddenly, the tunnel explodes in bright green luminescence, and you sail forwards. "I wish that this tunnel was twice as long, and opened back up at Eyeball Lake, regardless of where it actually should." Eyeball Lake is a deep ring of salt-water near to your house, which looks like an eyeball from the nearby cliff, thus the name. You also add a moonpool at the bottom, one large enough to contain your cyclops, and a tunnel that leads to another house on the mainland, which looks like a midwestern copy of your Hawaii house. To be fair, it is, but anyways. You also give yourself a motorcycle, and some nice biker duds waiting at your other house. Docking your sub in the moonpool, you get out, and get up the tunnel. You stifle a yawn, before making yourself not need sleep. That done, you change out of your wetsuit bikini, and into something else. Your skintight pants are gold with subtle black hexagons, and your tank-top is black with subtle golden hexagons. Your fluffy bomber jacket is made of leather and reveals your midriff. Your arms are covered by its long sleeves. A quick wish ensures you won't have any hair catch in the bike and release it from the elaborate hairstyle. Once you are finished, it reaches nearly 2 feet behind you, and you tie it up in a giant braid. Even the 2 extra feet don't reach even your ass, but that's before one of your earlier wishes activates, and it grows until it reaches your ankles again. Putting on your helmet, you get on your bike, and ride back to the house. It's still mid-day here, so you quickly mow the lawn by yourself, and make sure you put the lawnmower back 'wrong'. You make sure to scratch Mark's car as much as possible, just to make him blow. As for June, you make sure to ruin her precious garden, and you hide Dustin's precious controllers. With that done, you sit down in Mark's seat, and summon some popcorn. Soon enough, time fast forwards to the evening, and they come back. From below your spot, you hear "WHAT THE FUCK! YOU FUCKING BIMBO, GET DOWN HERE RIGHT THE FUCK NOW!" You raise the volume of the TV, but not enough to miss June's "MY GARDEN!"
Mark stomps up and starts screaming at you. Once he's done, you respond, "Wow. You treat that rust bucket better than you ever did me. Actually, that gives me an idea," you say, and activate the transformation you've already set up. Mark reacts as if he's been struck and starts yelling at you. As he does, his body shifts. He stops when his voice cracks, and he examines his, now her, body. She's obviously a robot now, and a very nice one, too. She's essentially a smaller version of you, but obviously robotic. "What have you done to me you... you meanie!" she says, her soprano voice so soft and small, you wouldn't have noticed it unless you were paying attention.
June comes in now, and before she can say anything, she transforms. When it's finished, she's an Amazonian wolf anthro, and she growls, "GET AWAY FROM MY ALLIE!" before she runs over and inspects Mark, now Allie.
"I-I'm ok Lunie," Allie says, "P-please don't yell..."
"WHAT THE FUCK?" Dustin says, before he gets transformed too. Unlike Allie and Lunie, he, or she, gets off lightly. All that happens is he becomes a big tittied Tomboy. The air visibly shifts when Dustin, now Dusty, stops transforming. "Oh, hey sis," Dusty says, "When'd you get here?"
"Just now," you say, "I found this in my stuff," you say, holding a cute cat keychain. Dusty takes it with a silent thank you.
"Should have told," Lunie says, grabbing your head. You lean down, and she licks you, "Went to sports game. Was fun."
"Eh, too bad. Gotta jet!" you say.
Allie says "Oh, stay safe sweety!"
And with that, you've gotten your revenge. You start leaving, but Dusty grabs your sleeve. "Hey, can I stay over at your place?" she asks, "Because Ma and Mom are already pretty much going at it, and I don't wanna stay here."
"Sure," you say, "Get on."
"Can I also have a... friend over?" she asks sheepishly.
You toss her a helmet, and say, "Ooooo who is it? Mike? Alex?"
"It's not like that!" she says, blush obvious even under her helmet, "I just..."
"Mhm," you say, not buying any part of it.
Neither of you speak for the ride back. Eventually, you reach your midwest house, and say, "I'll be in Hawaii, so you'll be alone. Don't worry, the house maintains itself. Food'll just show up in the pantry."
"Ok?" Dusty says, concerned. "About my friend..."
"Ah yes, who is it?"
"Aether..." She says. You stifle a laugh, because wow! Aether is a non-binary masc from your high school. Aside from Ty, (And this should worry you, because you're thinking of Ty as a different person now, and that's really not a good sign, but anyways), Aether was Dustin's favorite punching bag. Mostly because Aether's brother, Lumine, is very protective of him, so he had less opportunities to bully him unimpeded.
"Oh really?" you say, "I haven't heard of him." You haven't, because you've been out of high school for more than 3 years now.
"He's new, he and his sister just moved here recently. He's a very smart person, and we're gonna study together," She lies through her teeth.
"Oh really? Well, make sure to study something other than anatomy. And make sure to use protection~" You tease, and she turns bright red.
You laugh and give her a hug. "I'm just teasing you, Dusty. When will he be over?"
"What? Why?"
"Well~~ I need to meet my future brother in law, I need to make sure he's good for you, and I want to make sure he doesn't hurt a hair on my precious little sister's head~"
"Mae!" Dusty pouts, "He'll be here at noon..."
"Perfect"