Doctor Martin Cummins was a ladies man in more ways then one. The young surgeon not only looked after women in his practice, specialising in gynecology, delving into the female reproductive organs was also his favourite past time when not working.
To say that Martin rated himself was an understatement. He considered himself God’s gift to females knowing that he was particularly well endowed where it counted. Let’s just say there were always plenty of pretty young nurses giving him the eye.
He was currently in surgery fixing up the incontinence problem of an old dame. He had flirted with the woman pre-surgery but his flirting at the current time was with the buxom redhead assisting him. Becky was her name and she had just agreed to meet him for drinks that evening. The giggling little nurse was like putty in his hands.
Martin had just finished laparoscopic colposuspension and was admiring his handiwork. The old dame involved, Glady’s Humperdink, currently under anaesthesia probably wouldn’t appreciate what a brilliant job he had done. The woman was senile, and unlikely to see out the year, but she was wealthy and her family were willing to pay, Martin did want to update his Porsche.
That was when a wave of nausea overcame Martin. He blanked out for a second. Only the fact that he was by the operating table saved him from falling to the ground. He found himself slumped on top of the thankfully still unconscious Gladys.
Becky wasn’t so lucky. She had gone to the door to recall Martin’s friend Roger, the anaesthetist, back into the theatre. She slumped to the floor with a clatter.
Recovering himself relatively quickly Martin made his way across to the nurse and helped her to her feet. ‘What on earth was that? Are you alright?’
‘I think so. A wave of nausea just came over me and I fainted’
‘I felt dizzy myself. Maybe there is a gas leak or something. We should evacuate’
‘What about the patient?’
‘Jam the door open so we get fresh air and call some orderlies in. I’ll make sure she is decent’
Becky quickly left the room. Martin couldn’t help but notice she was walking quite strangely.
He returned to the still sleeping Gladys, then his jaw dropped. The saggy old grey haired, vulva he had just operated on was nowhere to be seen. In it’s place Gladys now sported an impressive sized dick and matching testicles.
As Martin was trying to come to grips with what he was seeing screaming began to echo through the hospital.
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An ashen faced Becky returned not long after without an orderly in tow. She reported to Martin. ‘Doctor! Something really strange has happened. Help me! Somehow I’ve just grown a dick!’
An open mouthed Martin just pointed at the groin of Mrs Humperdink. ‘I don’t get it’
‘Impressive! Mines not that big’ uttered Becky ‘And she’s not even excited’
A horrible thought struck Martin as he looked at the old woman’s penis. It was impressive and also familiar. The brown pubic hairs around it reminded him of his own. A hand went to his own groin as he tried to stop the panic. All he found was an apparently empty groin.
A minute later Becky was on her knees in front of the doctor examining his groin, or technically that should probably be her groin. The nurse confirmed to Martin ‘Yes you do have a pussy doctor. It has just had surgery on it. It looks like Mrs Humperdink’s’
Just then Roger entered the room. He stared at Martin and Becky, she still on her knees peering at his crotch. ‘I see it has happened here as well. It seems the whole ward is affected. Did you get breasts as well?’
Martin looked at Roger. One glance told him Roger was now sporting an impressive pair of breasts. Rather obvious under his now tight white shirt.
There was another scream from Becky. ‘Mine are gone!’ She was feeling where her breasts should be. She was flat.
That prompted Martin to feel his own chest. It certainly felt different. His chest felt soft. He moved across to the sleeping Gladys and observed what was under her hospital gown. Sure enough she now sported Martin’s old flat chest.
He took off his own surgical gown and shirt and looked down at his now naked chest. There was no longer any doubt. He now had a saggy pair of breasts hanging down his chest. He had an old woman’s boobs. He was not impressed. Somehow he had swapped sexual characteristics with Gladys.
That prompted Martin to check himself out more thoroughly. He still had his whiskers and his own face. As far as he could tell it was only his groin and breasts that had changed.
Meanwhile Becky and Roger had discovered that they had swapped sexual characteristics with each other.
The breasts Roger now sported had formerly belonged to Becky and after mutual examination of their groins the two announced that they had been swapped. Roger also had Becky's magnificent breasts Becky sported Roger's manboobs. Becky had taken off her now useless bra and was suggesting to Roger that he put it on. ‘You will be much more comfortable and if you don’t they will sag and you will end up looking like Doctor Cummins’
Martin was not impressed when he heard that. He quickly put his own shirt back on to cover up the offending body parts.
Screams elsewhere in the hospital indicated that the swaps were not confined to the surgical team.
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An hour later they were among the many staff watching the TV and learnt that the swapping had happened throughout the country and quite possibly the whole world.
There were no explanations as to how it had happened. It seemed that males and females had swapped genitals and chests with the nearest person of the opposite sex to them. At least everyone didn’t have any trouble finding out who their swappee was. Half the formerly male staff were now wearing bras at the insistence of the woman they had swapped with. Roger among them.
Martin now had the groin and breasts of an 77 year old woman. He had to hope that his surgery was successful or else he would be needing to wear pads for quite possibly the rest of his life. He had to get back to Gladys who might be waking soon and somehow think of how to describe to her what had happened. He was also expected Gladys family to turn up. His date with Becky was definitely off.