Joseph was a little upset at this situation. The stars were glittering above, there was a nice campfire in the background. His girlfriend was wearing that nice sweater he got her... Although it was more to stay warm and to hide a few bugbites, but he found it charming... And yet he was stuck babysitting her little sister and the munchkin's boyfriend. The two were twelve and starting to get into puberty which may have started giving them an awkward feeling or two. Still it was too early in the night to convince the two kids to go sleep in their tent so Joseph and Carla could snuggle up on a log by the campfire and make out a bit. They were both adults, mature, and deserved a little alone time... Instead they were digging through a backpack or two to find something to entertain Brian and Charlotte.
"Cmon Cmon... I gotta have brought a deck or cards or something... Shit-" Joseph was saying and then
"Cmon Joey, there are kids nearby."
"Hey they are going to be old enough soon that swearing wont be that big of a deal. Besides I think I found our only game we managed to bring." Joseph held out an old and ragged deck of somewhat vintage Uno cards. Not vintage in the style, but vintage in the sort of they were bought when they first came out and weren't taken care of.
Carla looked and said "Well... Least we can play something..."
The campsite had a nice wooden table that they put an plastic tablecloth over and so they the game was started when Joseph took the cards out of the card pack... Only to find that the cards didn't look vintage... They looked new, had the new card smell, and the back of the cards read "Sexy Uno". Joseph looked at the back of the cards and didn't dare turn them over to look at what could be on the other side. "I found these in the backpack your folks packed. The one's that made us bring your little sister and her friend for this trip."
Carla's face looked a little flushed and said "Well umm... Brian, Charlotte you didn't sneak these in did you?!"
The two tweens shook their heads and Charlotte said "No sis... They were just kinda tossed in by dad." Joseph and Carla had a look in each others eyes. Joseph's pleading that the kids would be learning sex ed soon anyways, Carla's trying to reason saying that they shouldn't.
In the end Joseph grabbed the Uno box and said "Yeah, maybe we'll just play with fire tonight and play with the actual fireplace..." Then found that as he tried to put the sexy uno deck in to the box he couldn't. He looked and the deck was much smaller than the deck box and nothing was getting snagged... and yet he couldn't force the deck back into the box.
"Um, Joseph I can't get out." Carla said quickly followed by the two kids.
"What?" Joseph asked who was about to get up to see what was wrong, and found he couldn't get up to leave the table either. "Umm... Well... do ya'll believe in ghost stories?"
The two kids paled a little bit as Carla said "Don't joke about that!"
"Well... I'm not stuck but I can't leave. The deck wont go back in. Either this deck of Sexy Uno is a Genie or something supernatural is going on."
Brian blushing a bit asked "Well... Could we play Sexy Uno?" Wild yet innocent thoughts crossed his mind as a small boner popped in his shorts. He didn't have to worry much as it was dark under there, no one would rise from their seats, and well... Sexy Uno. "Maybe it's something like after we play we'll be released?" He got a swift kick in the leg and he yelped as Charlotte gave him a bit of a glare.
Carla being more observant towards her sister noticed that her top's neckline was a little lower than it normally was... Perhaps she wanted Brian to peer at her slightly above average for a tween's boobs?
Carla said "Alright, maybe we'll play Sexy Uno for a bit. But the adults here will get to veto something if we think it'll go too far."
"We will?" All the other's asked in slightly different meanings and inflections. Shock, Surprise, and Glee were different emotions going around... Yet Joseph held the deck and started dealing cards. One to everyone 7 times giving everyone a starting hand of seven. Then he put the deck in the center of the table revealing a blue -1.
Joseph knew that this deck wasn't normal and having a negative number wasn't that surprising... If it was surprising it was the fact that it was just a -1 in the Uno font and not some sort of dick. Everyone at the table gathered their hands together, and when they looked at their hands the deck considered that them drawing the 7 cards and all their bodies started to morph.