Alex is bored and thinks the paper is a joke
“What a dumb bunch of questions
1) If you were a girl... would your handwriting be neat?
A] Yes
B] No
No because my handwriting ain’t neat do why would it change
2) If you were a girl... how often would you wear heels?
A] Always
B] Often
C] Sometimes
D] Never
Never they look hella uncomfortable
3) If you were a girl... would you use makeup?
A] Yes, always
B] Yes, sometimes
C] No
Never because it seems long and that’s why too girly
4) If you were a girl... would you paint your nails?
A] Yes, always
B] Yes, sometimes
C] No
No that’s weird
5) If you were a girl... How big would your breasts be?
A] D-Cup
B] C-Cup
C] B-Cup
D] A-Cup
D-cup I would love big tits like Jean from Msth class, I would play with them all day
6) If you were a girl... would you have an
hourglass figure?
A] Yes, Show it off!
B] Yes, but conceal it.
C] No.
No I don’t want a big butt
7) If you were a girl... would you be into guys?
A] Yes
B] No
No that’s gay
8) If you were a girl... what color hair would you have?
A] Blond
B] Brown
C] Black
D] Red
Black like my current hair duh
9) If you were a girl, how long would your hair be?
A] Down to the waist
B] Down to the mid-back
C] Down to the shoulders
D] Boy-Cut
Boy cut because I’m a boy
10) If you were a girl... would your hair be straight or curly?
A] Straight
B] Curly
Straight because you know my hair is straight
11) If you were a girl... would you wear dresses and skirts?
A] Yes, always
B] Yes, sometimes
C] No
No that’s for girls
12) If you were a girl... how tall would you be?
A] Tall (5' 8" and above)
B] Medium (5' 4" to 5' 7")
C] Short (5' 0" to 5' 3")
D] Very short (4' 11" and below)
A because I’m only 5’4 and I want to be taller
13) If you were a girl... how old would you be?
A] 18 (end of puberty)
B] 15
C] 12 (beginning of puberty)
D] Any age you want
15 because I’m 14 and I want to be older
14) If you were a girl... would you like pink?
A] Yes, you adore pink
B] Pink's okay
C] You detest pink
C because it’s a bad color
15) If you were a girl... would you shave?
A] No need. It was waxed off.
B] Yes
C] No
No I want body hair
16) If you were a girl... how athletic would you be?
A] Massively athletic, but it does not reflect body composition.
B] Massively athletic with big muscles.
C] Not very athletic.
C working out is long
17) If you were a girl.. would you like to go shopping?
A] Yes
B] Sometimes
C] No
No it’s boring
18) If you were a girl... How smart would you be?
A] By far the smartest, but not socially awkward or geeky.
B] Really intelligent, but an outcast.
C] Regular intelligence.
D] A giggling bimbo.
C because I’m that smart already
19) If you were a girl... would you drive?
A] Yes, I drive my own convertible.
B] Yes, I borrow my parents car.
C] No.
Yep I want to drive that would be cool
20) If you were a girl... would you dress very girly?
A] Yes, always
B] Yes, sometimes
C] No
No I ain’t girly
21) If you were a girl... would you have an I-phone?
A] Yes, latest model
B] Yes, last year's model.
C] No.
No androids are better
22) If you were a girl... would you be well liked?
A] Yes, very popular
B] Yes, well-known
C] Yes, but often ignored.
D] No, people are jealous
B I guess
23) If you were girl... would you have the same friends?
A] Yes, and make new friends too
B] No, just new friends
C] Yes, just them
Yes just them because everyone else in the school are weird
24) If you were girl... would you have the same hobbies?
A] Yes, and have new hobbies too
B] No, just new hobbies
C] Yes, just old hobbies
C I like gaming and soccer
25) If you were a girl... would you be rich?
A] Yes, I can buy anything I want and never run out of money.
B] No, but you have a credit card
C] Yes, but it is saved for college.
A I want to be rich
26) If you were a girl... would you have a bigger bedroom?
A] Yes, combine the room with stairs leading to the attic from within the room.
B] Yes, combine the room with stairs leading to the basement from within the room.
C] No.
A I need a bigger room
27) If you were a girl... who would remember your previous life?
A] Just you
B] No one
C] Everyone
A because why not
28) If you were a girl... would you have memories of your past as a girl?
A] Yes, include my own memories as a boy as well.
B] Yes, just these memories.
C] No, just old memories.
C I don’t want to know girl me
29) If you were a girl... how many languages would you know?
A] English
B] English and Spanish
C] English and French
D] All of them
Just English
30) If you were a girl... how much clothes would you have?
A] Enough to fill a walk in closet the size of a full bathroom.
B] Enough for a small walk in closet.
C] A closet's worth.
C because who needs that many clothes
31) If you were a girl... would you use pads or tampons?
A] Pads
B] Tampons
Ew this is gross, pad’s but what are they
32) If you were a girl... would you prefer to wear tight or lose clothing?
A] Tight, show off those curves
B] A little of both.
C] Loose
Loose because that’s what I normally wear
33) If you were a girl... what voice part would you sing?
A] Spectacular Soprano
B] Amazing Alto
C] Excellence no matter what voice part. (Very low to very high)
What does this mean? C fuck it
34) If you were a girl, would you have a higher pitched voice?
A] Yes
B] No
No that’s annoying
35) If you were a girl... would you be more sympathetic?
A] Yes
B] No
No I hate people
36) If you were a girl... would you be funny?
A] Yes, I always have the best puns.
B] Sometimes.
C] No, you couldn't tell a good joke if you're life depended on it.
A I’m very funny
37) If you were a girl... how fashionable would you be?
A] Very fashionable
B] Somewhat fashionable
C] Not very fashionable
B because I got a bit of drip
38) If you were a girl... would you sleep with a bra?
A] No
B] Yes
No I normally just sleep with boxers on
39) If you were a girl... would you be artistic?
A] Yes, the next Picasso
B] Yes, you do very well with art projects.
C] No, you love to use stick figures
B because I’m great at art but fuck Mrs. Summers
40) If you were a girl... would you act more sexy?
A] Yes, of course!
B] I guess.
C] Not really my thing
C that’s gross
41)If you were a girl...what color would your eyes be?
A] Blue
B] Brown
C] Green
D] Black
Blue like normal
43) If you were a girl... would you be good at Videogames?
A] Videogames? Why even play?
B] Pretty bad
C] Somewhat decent
D] The next Miyamoto (Amazing at designing and playing)
C because I’m decent already
44) If you were a girl... your name would be...
Alex because that’s my name
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The next question is optional. WARNING! This question is dangerous!!!!!!
45) If you were a girl... what transformation power would you have?
A] Instantly change clothes to whatever you want.
B] Instantly become whatever age you want.
C] Instantly change any body features you want(Height, Hair, Intelligence, etc.). This excludes clothes and age.
Age fuck it
“Finally done” says Alex as he scrunched up the paper and throw it on the floor