A few days earlier...
Barry and Regina returned home from Lesbian Land, back to the comfort of their own living room, and hand in hand they crashed together on the couch.
It took Barry nearly five minutes to stop giggling, which caused Regina to giggle too and throw a pillow at her.
"Stop!" she said, fighting back through laughter.
Finally calmed down, Barry turned on the TV and selected a movie for them to watch, as she liked having something on as background noise at all times. This time it was Barb And Star Go To Vista Del Mar.
"So, how'd you like it? You have fun?" Regina asked with a smile.
Barry's grin was even wider.
"As if you needed to ask! I loved it!"
"I'm glad" Regina said, caressing Barry's thigh.
"They all seemed really nice" Barry said.
"I know, right? It's so nice to meet people who you just vibe with!"
"They're like our sisters now!" Barry said.
"Exactly!"
"Sisters that I really want to have sex with" Barry laughed. "Particularly Tiffani. My word, is she pretty."
"Oh yeah? I'm kind of partial to Meiko now, for obvious reasons."
"Meiko would make one hell of a lifeguard."
"That she would."
"I was worried for a second that she was never going to come up for air with the way she went mouth to mouth with you. So how's it feel to be immortal now, chica?"
"It's... uh...it's overwhelming. But amazing. I'm still trying to process that I'm never going to die now."
"Yeah, that's why I decided to wait. It's a really heavy decision."
"It's going to be really hard not to kiss you until you make up your mind."
"Yeah, and I guess we'll have to drink from seperate glasses now until I do."
"And you'll have to avoid sneezing around me too" Barry added.
"Don't remind me, later I need to perform a check up on...Oh my Goddess, I forgot Sheena!" Regina gasped.
"What?!"
"I forgot Sheena in the other dimension! Hold on, I'll be right back" Regina said, her face apoplectic with worry, vanishing into another portal.
Barry waited for her magical girlfriend to reappear, meanwhile enjoying the opening scene of the movie.
Five minutes minutes later, Regina returned, holding Sheena in her hands.
"That was a close one!" Regina said, sitting back down with her familiar, tickling her behind the ears.
"Sheena, are you OK, baby?" Barry asked, genuinely concerned.
"Yes, Barry" Sheena answered calmly.
"So how was *your* morning, sweety?" Regina asked.
She cast a spell so she and Barry could look inside the little dragon's mind.
**
Sheena soared down the foreign suburban street, rows of trees merging into one green blur.
An updraft caught her, and she flew up, up, up...
Past a building downtown where a court room was in session.
Past a hotel room where people were fucking, mutually cheating on their partners.
Past a building where business was being conducted.
Up... up... up...
Sheena found herself in the company of a handsome male bald eagle.
*Hello, gorgeous* the eagle said in its own language.
*Hello* Sheena replied.
The eagle, Eagly, was instantly in love. It followed Sheena.
Sheena flapped her golden wings upward, ignoring Eagly's advances. Mistress Regina had warned her not to interact with anyone, human or otherwise, while they were in this dimension.
Eagly, however, was persistent. He chased her up...up...up...
Past an airplane...
"Look mommy, there's a golden dragon on the side of the plane!" a young boy pointed out the window.
The mother looked at her husband angrily.
"I told you that he was too young to watch The Twilight Zone".
Past a drone...
"Holy shit!" a disbelieving hobbyist said, capturing a cryptid on video.
Past a surveillance drone....
"Did I just see a dragon?" a man thousands of miles away asked his superior in disbelief.
"Not *another* UFO" his superior moaned, rubbing his forehead in frustration.
Past an actual UFO, which was camouflaged...
*What was that?* the alien asked in its own language.
Eagly wasn't giving up!
Now she was really far away from home. What was Sheena going to do?!
Just as Eagly was breathing down her neck, Sheena heard the voice of her mistress calling out to her.
"Honey, it's time to come home!" Regina said.
How was she going to get rid of Eagly?
Sheena made a risky maneuver.
She stopped flying.
She ceased the flutter of her wings and crashed back down to earth.
Eagly, from high above, dropped his beak in stunned surprise.
*Goodbye, my love* he said to himself. *Why are the pretty ones always insane?*
Just before Sheena hit the ground and died, she found another friendly current of wind, and following the sound of Regina's voice, eventually found her way back inside her mistress's loving arms.
"There you are!" Regina gushed. "I thought I almost forgot you!"
**
"Wow" Barry said, Sheena's memory complete. "Eagles can talk?"
"Sure, all animals can" Regina said. "Haven't you ever watched Doctor Doolittle?"
"Well, that just raises SO many questions..."
Barry picked her girlfriend's brain with a litany of odd thoughts she had. Regina sighed.