From whatever depths of the multiverse the Shockwave came from, as it went over the Earth it's effects were inescapable and unavoidable. Humanity was overtaken and remade into a form more befitting of the new world: a race of living ragdolls.
Their skin became fine cotton satin proofed against water and able to regenerate itself, with noticeable seems. Inside their bodies were firmly stuffed with cotton fluff. Toes and fingers were fused together, leaving them with simple feet and mitten like hands. The male from was obliterated by the shockwave as both were remade to the same girly standard. Men were remade with shapely feminine forms will well stuffed breasts and hips identical. Their facial features were similarly softened into those of beautiful women, if slightly exaggerated. Their heads were slightly larger with yarn or fabric hair, large plastic eyes, heavy lashes, permanent makeup and static grins sown into place as the only traces of their mouths. They could still move and they could speak through a simple speaker in their torso in an inevitably feminine voice and while they would have to rest from time to time they would never have to eat or drink again. But while femininity was universal, all traces of sex organs were gone forever, along with orifices in general and nipples.
We cut to the recently transformed...