Luckily, Jesse hadn’t broken anything… except the rules of basic human decency.
“What the hell, dude!” Mary said, looking at Jesse’s massive raging boner. It was pointing to the moon and back, hard as steel even through the shorts he was wearing,
“How are you… how did you…” Megan asked, “I’ve never…’
“Okay okay, enough information,” Mary said, “I don’t care what you two do at home, but you’re sure as hell not doing it in my house,”
“I-I didn’t… I didn’t mean to do it!” He said,
“How can you ‘accidentally’ get hard?” Mary said rhetorically, laughing to herself,
“I-I drank one of the little bottles in the case you had,” he said, pointing to the bottle on the side.
“Let me see,” Megan said, making her way over to him,
“I-I…” Jesse looked immensely flustered, unable to take his eyes off of Megan,
“Uhm… what the hell are you doing right now?” Megan asked him,
“I have no idea… I’m so horny…”
“What did he just say?” Mary asked,
“Okay, babe, I know I said to try and piss her off but this is too far,” Megan said, defining her limits,
“I can’t control myself…” he said, falling to the floor as he tried to grab Megan. He placed his hands over his ‘tent’ and was beginning to rub it,
“T-this isn’t normal,” Megan said, “I swear I didn’t put him up to this…” she confirmed,
“Should I call an ambulance?” Mary asked, moving past Jesse on the ground to look at the vial he drank.
On the label there was…