Opening the window, you catch the scent of another dog that is being walked past your house, and a primordial thought barges its way into your mind…
You know what exactly to do to lift the spirits of your girlfriend now. There is still one function of a canine anus that she hasn't experienced yet…
Of course, you could never leave the house without getting your feed. You take out the packet of kibble and pour it into your dog bowl and chow on it like you have done it every day. You then put on your collar marked with the contact information of your girlfriend, to show you are not a stray, even if she definitely couldn't receive a phone call for her lost dog in her current form.
Walking down the stairs and out of the front door, you bend your upper body down to bring your nose closer to the ground where it could be put to better use. A variety of scents you never bothered with on your way to work, the food scraps, the trash, the flowers, even the urine of the other dogs, probably just left behind by the one passing by your house.
"Where are we going?" you heard from your backside, in a panicked tone.
"You'll like this, trust me," your tail drooped down the entire time, covering her sight and maintaining the surprise.
A few blocks down the road, around the corner, you reach the neighborhood dog park, with multiple dog owners enjoying the weekend with their precious pets. Whenever you take the bus to work, you can see this park when the bus passes this street without turning into it; this is the first time you have stepped into this one, as you never owned a dog since you moved in here.
Immediately, another dog reaches you and tries to lick your face, jumping repeatedly to no avail. You bend your upper body down again, receiving its tongue of friendliness and giving one in return. Using your hands to support your bent upper torso, you decide to stay on all sixes like this while in the park.
Once you smell another dog running up to your behind, you raise your tail to expose your behind. "What is this-" only to be cut off by the wet nose of the dog stuffing itself up your butt. With both torsos on the ground, you bend your now longer body in a U-shape to catch a glimpse of the scent of that dog too.
Once the dog walks off, she resumes her speech. "Oh god, that was just heavenly… I want more of this."
Just then, several dogs came up to you and sniffed your behind in succession, and she moaned after the last one had taken in her scent.
You raise your head (just that, not the entire upper torso, that'd be cheating) to catch the frisbee a girl tossed at you with your mouth, and return it to her. She tosses it repeated ly and you successfully catch and return it each time, your tail wagging harder each time. Finally, you get what you signed up for with that wish. Letting yourself completely loose in the role of a dumb dog frees you of all worries, if only temporarily.
Exiting the dog park, you raise your upper torso straight again, and reaching a dog latrine, raise your tail and let yourself loose.
"The taste of gourmet again," you tease, to with she responds with "definitely".
"Hmm, when you made that wish, did you want to be a dog's anus, or did you just want to serve me, human or dog taur?"
"You're my sweetest and I just want to belong to you. I wouldn't have wished to be an inseparable part of your being if I didn't love you to bits.
That said, having those noses in my face is an euphoria I cannot describe. I crave more of such a feeling, but I don't know where I can find it."
"Look at that dog park. There aren't really many people owning dogs around here. If you want more noses maybe you could make do with human ones," you jest.
"I have an idea. Take me back home to meet the genie."