“I knew I’d find you….” Heather panted eagerly.
“What are you talking abou- wait a minute….” Colin said as he took a much closer look at the Thai blonde.
Then he remembered, amidst all the chaos….
“You were there at the movie theatre!” Colin realized.
“Of course I was!” Heather giggled as she ran her hand across his chest.
“Get off of me!” Colin shouted as he attempted to push her off.
“Ah ah ah, I didn’t come all this way for nothing.” Heather said with a finger wag.
“How did you even find me?” Colin asked in an attempt to stall.
Heather smiled as she started telling the story:
“After I saw you in that movie theatre I knew I had to have you! So I followed you outside…. but then SHE swooped in and took you for herself! I was so angry… but then I noticed Christy. My mom runs the tea shop next to her bookstore, and when she said she was holding the next book club meeting at her boyfriend’s house, I knew I just had to jump in! And now it’s just you, and me and nobody else!”
“I don’t even know anything about you!” Colin shouted.
“It doesn’t matter, you’ll learn more about me soon enough.” Heather smiled as her eyes glowed pink.
“Somebody help!!!!!” Colin shouted.
“Nobody’s coming between us…” Heather panted as she grabbed his dong and started stroking.
“Are you sure about that?” A woman said from behind her.
“Huh?” Heather went as she began to turn around.
*CLANG*
Colin opened his eyes to see Heather sitting there completely still.
He tapped her shoulder and watched her fall to the floor with a thud as the other woman dropped a metal chair.
“I thought that only happened in cartoons…” Colin said, “Thank you….”
His mysterious helper placed a hand over his mouth and said: