"Huh." Jeremiah mused. "Nothing. I'm starting to think maybe this fountain isn't working at-"
SUDDENLY There was a POOF!
AND JEREMIAH Disappeared into thin air!
His clothes immediately fell into a heap on the ground, as if it was a cheap magic trick.
Immediately, a lump fought through the giant dark green button-down shirt and eventually climbed outta the collar.
It was Jeremiah!
Jeremiah clambered to his feet, and immediately discovered that everything was now much bigger than normal.
Jeremiah suddenly realized he wasn't wearing any clothes. He was stark naked!
[of course, he'd failed to take into account that the fountain had no effect on clothing.]
Immediately he realized he was standing on his own clothes, which looked the size of a giant's clothes!
and the Fountain of Size towered over him like the Statue of Liberty.
"Holy shit." Jeremiah said. "I've shrunk."
indeed he had.