"Hello everyone and welcome to a new episode of Animalia Ambassadoria." said Miles, "With Everyone back at school, this episode is going to be a little shorter than usual, but I hope it'll still be fun."
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"For some people, September is the start of no-fun time." said Miles, getting the batch of clips ready. "For other people, especially in certain online communities as well as Animalia, September is more like 'Bicep-tember', which is more about working out and getting fit, and in some cases posting the results. Of course, this also results in some really unusual workouts, but also some otherwise normal workouts being ruined by random things." Partway through the list of clips, Miles appeared again, "You may have noticed some of the Animalians have also appeared in my special coverage of the Bara House
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"Of course, not all news about dancing is about what happens in the Meat Market or similar locations. One of our other dancers, Gloria, has reunited with some of her old friends from school, but I don't know too much about the school she went to since a lot of the information is classified. What I can confirm is that the school she used to go to was closed and torn down a while back over 'student welfare' concerns. Something I can confirm on a related note is that Gloria, Miss Robinson, and Miss Fabina are working on a collaborative project inspired by the Dance of the Hours, though it's not known how close we are to Opening Night."
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"To wrap up this episode of Animalia Ambassadoria, some really unusual things happened that are in no way tied to Animalia, at least at first. Because of the droughts this summer, a set of dinosaur footprints were discovered in a newly dry riverbed. After examination, they were determined to be from an Acrocanthosaurus. But because I'm not a dinosaur expert, I'm including the link to more information in the description below." Miles then showed a clip where someone documents the footprints discovered. "Because of this new discovery, two gay men have decided to become Acrocanthosaurus Dinotopians, but because of the housing/rezoning issue, a new colony for Dinotopians is in the planning stages, though a location has yet to be decided on.
"And finally, a white whale somehow beached itself on Heiya Island." At that, there was a painting of Captain Ahab and Moby Dick, "No, not that white whale.", then the painting collapsed into a picture of a beluga whale, "Not that whale either.", then the picture also collapsed to show the Leucistic Orca before its uplifting. "That's better. Anyway, this orca somehow ended up completely beached, and after it was uplifted, one of the girls that was suffering from... size problems, was able to become a white whale. Unfortunately, this neither confirms nor disproves the existence of a white, bipedal whale that roams the Antarctic circle."