Chad's confusion gave way to unbridled anger. He was a man, he was a human. These guys were supposed to be his teammates and friends, but they turned him into a thong. And his bud Dirk was in on it? And was wearing him now? He'd been friends with Dirk since Dirk's folks moved next door, when Chad was four.
"How could I, Chad?" Dirk said when he was out of earshot of the house, "I just saved you big time. They were serving bean burritos at the party. Imagine the stench if you were a Speedo or boxer briefs or a wrestling singlet? Rick had already picked jockstrap, so thong seemed the best option. Because I've known you so long, I knew you'd pick red. It's not your favorite color to wear, but you always loved cherry and cinnamon flavors. So I figured you'd pick the red shot. Lucky for you, I picked the red shot."
"How is being your thong, lucky for me exactly?"
"So, if you'd picked any of the others, you'd still be at the party getting grossly used and abused. Rick would have you spend days and Weems worn by different guys. Saturated with cum, piss and skidmarks until you were reduced to well their own personal pig slave, when you weren't being worn."
"Wha! Wait you said 25 years before you take me off? How is that saving me?"
"You'd prefer to be a pig slave?"
"No, I'd prefer to be human." Chad had to admit that Dirk smelled clean. Actually, Chad had to admit that if he had to be worn by a guy, then Dirk was probably the best one to be on.
"Yeah, and this is your best shot at it. Ooh, sorry, Chad."
Dirk leaned to one side, and let loose a stinky wet fart.
"Ew! Seriously."
"Rick had a 2 burrito minimum. I only had two. Bruno wolfed down six. I bet Rick laced them with something like X-Lax."
He farted twice more.
"Sorry, Chad."
Chad was feeling sorry for himself as he absorbed the hot oily juice leaky from Dirk's ass.
Dirk yawned. He'd drunk a lot. Maybe if he had eaten more, he wouldn't be so sleepy. Dirk kept telling himself that he was rescuing Chad, and that had been his intent initially, but actually wearing the hunk was different than he had imagined.