A Sophmore sepped into the shop. He was small with long arms. HE had the exact image you would expect of a geek. He stared over at the counter.
"Hey skinny!" said the old man. "Looks like you need a few pounds."
"Yeah." the geek said in a sinal drone. He looked around and said, "MUSCLE?"
"Of course," the man said, "garunteed to make you stronger."
The geek warily put a quarter onto the table. The man went to his machine and whipped up a big glass of frothy liquid. The geek sat down and drank it. Then he started felling wierd...