Oh babe lets get that off you. That just is so gross.
What ya mean gross bub. You mean this wife beater I gots on? Yea it's got a few stains but I thought you liked me this way. You're the one that got me this way.
What? No! It's a costume.
Costume what the hell you talkin' 'bout? This ain't no costume.
Here let me show you. You look around for the opening in the back and there is none. What the hell. You try to claw it open but only succeed in scratching your girlfriends back.
A little to the left big guy. She is enjoying it.
Hey I'm not your guy. I have a girlfriend. Not a big fat slob.
You didn't say that last week when you had me at the buffet for 3 hours straight stuffing me full. Ya's know I was a skinny little twink when we met. I didn't even think I was gay when we met but we was just meant for each other.
Not in the least. Look if you can't take that thing off we are through. Go find yourself someone that likes a pig like you.
Ya trying to hurt my feelings? Well I like who I am you must be the one that doesn't like himself. Maybe if you lightened up a bit and put on that speedo you got thrown over your shoulder you might realize you is the one that did this to me.
Oh no I'm not interested in you and to prove it I will show you how uninhibited I am I will put this speedo on and show you.