A new product has just been launched, and is available for sale at online retailers. The product, called Pubertaway, is marketed as a "a journey to simpler times.”
Pubertaway resembles a dehumidifier. Unlike a dehumidifier, the Pubertaway removes any set amount of maturity from a person’s body, forcing them backwards through puberty. The product is designed to work while the user is sleeping, so that they can wake up younger and less mature by the morning.
The user’s discarded maturity is stored in a container inside of the device. For the first 24 hours, the substance is a clear liquid that is odorless and tasteless, but is not recommended for consumption. Once the 24 hours is up, the substance becomes a gel, which can be applied on the user’s body when it's time to turn back. All the user Pubertaway needs to do to get their maturity back is to apply the gel directly on their skin.
The Pubertaway website contains several before-and-after shots of users reversing through puberty. Heights diminished between shots, men going from scruffy beards and wrinkles to either clear skin or peach fuzz, heads getting rounder, girls reduced breast sizes and figures, and acne becoming either more or less prominent depending on age. Others of older individuals transformed into their younger selves.
This new model can be used by individuals of any age, from teens to adults. Want to relive your glory days before you skin began to sag and your muscles washed away? Hoping to use the Pubertaway to make your older brother your younger brother?
This is the story of one user, who is among the first to use the Pubertaway...