You couldnt believe that today you would start your new job, this was not just any new job, it was magical, you would get magic powers to balance things or give things or protect things. But you didnt know what kind of job you would get. Then came the letter that would tell you:
"Dear ______ (your name)
Welcome to the world of magic jobs. Im sure you are anxious to know what job you have been assigned to. Well your job will make you...."