While Chad is modeling his new freshly ejaculated Speedo, he starts to feel light headed. As he blacks out, Chad sees his body fading, and the new Speedo dropping through him and on to the floor. Dirk takes Chad out of his gym bag, and puts his custom singlet on.
The Speedo watches its reflection, as the inanimate blue bit of fabric becomes animate. It starts to wobble, then to expand like a slowly inflating pool toy. It goes from a few inches to over six feet. The big blue shape took on a human shape which changed from amorphous into Chad's almost exact twin. Almost because the real Chad was circumcised and had fillings in his teeth, and the new Chad didn't.
He stood in front of the mirror admiring his new body for quite some time. Suddenly, Chad's bedroom door flew open
"Bro, it's after 11, put some clothes on already!" Brad shouted while averting his eyes, and closing the door. The new Chad looked around the room, there was a photo of Chad in his water polo suit. He explored the dresser drawers until he found the one with Speedo. Then he looked at the closed door. Tentatively, he pulled on it but it was latched. He tried pulling with both hands. He tried harder accidentally turning the handle. The door swung open easily, and the new Chad landed hard on his butt. New Chad was fascinated, and spent a couple minutes turning the doorknob and watching the latch move. He was also rubbing his sore butt.
"Chad! Get your ass down here, and eat!" Brad shouted from the kitchen.
Chad walked down the hallway toward the smell of cooking food. Then he took a tumble down the stairs. Fortunately, his muscular arms were able to catch hold of the railing and wall to stop his fall.
He stumbled into the kitchen. Brad was seated at the table, Chad sat down in one of the other chairs, but not the one where his plate of food was waiting.
"Is that all you're going to wear today?" Brad said testily, "Guess you plan to work on your tan? Well, it is your Spring Break, and you're stuck home. Here I made you breakfast, " Brad slid the hot plate of food in front of the thing he thought was his brother.
"Eat up! It's good. You sure must've gotten real drunk last night. But food is the best cure for a hangover."