"Hello, everyone, and welcome to a new episode of Animalia Ambassadoria." said Miles. "Now that October's finally here," (Green Day: Wake Me Up When September Ends) "We're going to look at some plans for this month, include a preview for Spookyville 2022, meet some new members, and reunite with some familiar faces."
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"One of the biggest plans for this year is finding some new deep-sea critters to induct into the 'Animalia Family'," said Miles, getting the slideshow he had ready set up, "Of course, with October and Halloween approaching, we aren't going for the more... comfortably familiar fish." At that, the slideshow began, showing all kinds of 'monster' fish that generated all kinds of comments, from 'hilarious' revulsion to mini lectures on why such fish were so creepy. "Of course, with new data on the Animalia virus, we're now looking for a Gulper Eel. Another of our 'monsters', Xena, however, is looking for a male deep-sea dragonfish, so that's also on the list, with Viperfish as number three."
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"Another thing that's going on is the long-distance flying training for certain bird Animalians." said Miles, as he began the next part after a 'commercial break', "The two most famous of this are the Ollie and Leslie, for their near-non-stop flight to Vilcabamba. Part of the reason why long-distance fliers are doing training for this is one of Animalia's more ambitious stunts: the Around the World in 80 Days Challenge, where long-distance fliers circumnavigate the world while landing in various safe places. Of course, it might take more than 80 Days, so we won't be enforcing that as a deadline."
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"Of course, Animalia isn't completely unaffected by outside events, and the newest hurricane, Ian, has devastated both Florida and the Carolinas. Fortunately, Animalia will be having one of its famous, or infamous, Bachelor/Bachelorette Auctions for Hurricane Relief. As something a little different, Animalia will be having the auction during Spookyville, with the eligible bachelors/bachelorettes in costume." At that, there was another flood of comments, some... lewder... than others.
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"Now we're meeting with two of our... largest cats, one newer than the other: Lena 'Lizzie' Lizzare and Lana Sierkorsky." said Miles as the two Animalians entered the interview room. Apart from their fur color, which indicated who was which species, they had near identical T&A and muscles. While they were wearing descent enough clothes, their muscles and curves still corrupted them into something barely decent enough to maintain Animalia's PG-rating. Fortunately, none of Miles' pried too much and they were able to finish the interview, even if Lena still stuttered every now and then.
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"Now we're meeting with one of Animalia's more infamous members: Betti (with an 'I') from Animalia's legendary 'Seven-on-Four Night'." said Miles as Betti walked in.
"Sorry if I'm still a little damp." Betti apologized, sitting down carefully. "I just got done showering after one of my 'sessions' with Daddy Deerest."
"Who?" asked Miles, in confusion.
"He's a massive bodybuilding deer Animalian who lives at the Bara house," said Betti, clearly getting flushed from the memories, "Just enough body hair poking through his fur to be hot, but not so much as to be gross, and he's just so-" At that point, there was one well-known scene from Family Guy where Stewie breaks the fourth wall to hang a lampshade over the scene (while also muting it), and the lampshade wasn't removed until Betti had calmed down.
"Oh, well," said Miles, a little flustered at Betti's antics (with some CGI effects exaggerating it for comedic effect), "So, how did he come to Animalia?"
"He's had some problems with steroid abuse." said Betti, now a good deal calmer.
"We've had quite a few current or former bodybuilders become Animalians due to steroid abuse." confirmed Miles. "The Website has a list of Animalians who have suffered from steroid abuse, what species they became, and whether or not they are available. Links are in the description below."
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"And now to wrap this up, we're meeting two new members that also show how Animalia is not completely cut off from the events of the outside world." At that, two completely white foxes entered the room. Apart from the color of the fur, it was easy to tell which was uplifted and which was converted. What was probably the most surprising was that, while the one with auburn hair had blue eyes, the one with no human hair had red/pink eyes, showing that she was an albino fox.
The two foxes not only had thick Russian accents, but the way the converted fox spat out "Putin's War", it was clear that both of them had fled Russia. However, there was nothing political in the interview, and it was able to be wrapped up with no problem. According to both of them, the fox's owner was lesbian, and after they became Animalians, they did a bit of "play-wrestling" that became a bit more... intimate, though the uplifted fox was still looking for a male fox.
"By the way," said Miles, "I keep forgetting. Which one of you is 'Bystrouska'?"
"I am." said the uplifted fox, waiving her arm. "Though I'm probably going to shorten it later."
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"And that's all we've got for today." said Miles, "But before we leave, I will share a sneak peek of Spookyville's newest addition. Some people think that Manny Calavera's bad jokes and Dr. Fred's 'ride' not being appropriate for younger children, so we're going to be doing something inspired by the Peanut's cartoons, and especially It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown. See you next time where we do an exclusive preview episode of Spookyville. Until then, we'll be seeing ya."