Brad came home to find Rick in the living room, "What are you doing here?"
"I came by to spend time with Chad."
He should be home. Where is he?"
Rick said, "He's right here." and held up the fleshlight.
Brad asked, "Is that the next prank?"
"It certainly is. You want to try it."
Brad said, "Yes, I would."
Rick said, "Let's find out if Chad wants to try it." Rick opened the other end and Chad screamed.
Chad screamed, "No Brad. It's bad enough having just got plowed by Rick. Not my brother too."
Brad said, "Remember my previous fleshlight which you borrowed and ruined."
"It was flimsy to begin with."
"Well this will also make up for all the times you were just a mean older brother."
"No Brad, Don't. It's not right. Aaauugghh. Ooooooph. Ooooooh,"
Brad was so turned on, he dropped five loads in Chad, two in the mouth and three in the ass. Rick also put two more loads in, one in each end.
Finally relaxed, they got to talking about why Brad wasn't on the team.
"Chad tells me I'm too scrawny for the team."
Rick said, "You're the same size Chad was last year. In fact, you are practically identical. Let me see what I can do to get you on the team.