His curiosity mounting, he points the gun at himself and shoots whilst holding the button labelled....
Shrink.
The red orb glowed brighter, and a hot pink beam struck Alfie, making him emit a pale pink glow.
It lasted for a good minute or two, and then...
It faded.
"Huh." Alfie mused, "I don't look any smaller."
What Alfie didn't know was that the body altering ray gun he had found in his bag had a delayed action feature, meaning that it's effects always had a Time delay, so as to make it more weirder for those affected by said body altering ray gun.
Alfie stood in the empty alleyway, wondering what he should do.
Suddenly!
Something happened.