In the sauna, Chad was surprised to see a bunch of young jocks, but he didn't recognize any of them. He was sure none went to his school, but the locker room, the shower room, the sauna all looked identical to his school. IDENTICAL! There were 3 high schools that were in the School District that were identical floor plans. He had to be in one of the other two schools. But who had done this to him and why? Revenge because Chad and his team beat theirs?
"Hey, Merlyn, how long did you say I've got to wear Super Jock before I absorb all his skills and abilities? He is a total motor mouth. He hasn't stopped talking since I put him on," sighed Chad's wearer.
You could hear me this whole time? And you didn't acknowledge me once! Who the hell do you think you are?
Merlyn spoke, "Brett, you haven't spoken to him have you."
"No way. I followed your instructions to the letter. I've been totally ignoring him, I mean ignoring it. But it still keeps on prattling on about who I am, why him, and a load of self pitying crap."
"Just keep ignoring him. He'll stop talking eventually, and when you've absorbed all of its essence, well, it will just be a Speedo. "
"I can't take it off until then? How long will it take?"
"Probably at least a couple weeks, but probably longer."
"If I take him off too soon, why is that bad?"
"Well, if any of his essence remains when you take him off, he will change back into a man. He probably wouldn't even remember his name, but nature abhors a vacuum. So his remaining essence will draw his essence back from you to him, and you'll lose all of the skills and abilities you have stolen from him."
I will just be a mindless Speedo? Please don't do this too me! Chad's mind pleaded.
"Uh? If I knew he was this annoying, I wouldst have agreed to it."
"Well, here's added incentive to wear him. You will have the skills of a champion quarterback when you captain next year's team. So you'll be recruited by every major college. And you very well may take those skills the National Football League with lucrative salary and endorsement deals."
"Thanks for reminding me, Merlyn."
"Uh, I forgot to mention the posdible negative side effects, if you rove him too soon. If he's sucking back his essence, he might suck up all or part of your essence, and you might even end up his Speedo?"
"Now you tell me? Well, I'll wear him for a month or two just be sure he can't do that to me."
Brett Hollister! That's who you are! The Pintos' 2nd String Quarterback- you're only a junior. Brett take me off now, and nothing bad has to happen to either of us. Chad thought.