"Where am I? What is this place? And who are you, mister?"
"*chuckle* Alright, knock it off, babe or should I say kiddo. Stop playing around like you're a little kid." you chuckle back to your girlfriend in a random 10-year-old boy's skinsuit as you thought she was acting.
"What are you talking about? What do you mean 'knock it off'?" she or instead he said. "And I'm not playing around, I was just standing right here in this strange place."
"Babe, are you okay? You're acting strange, did you hit your head or something?" you ask as you look at your girlfriend in the little boy's body.
"I don't know what you are talking about, and what do you mean 'babe'?" s/he talks back to you with a confused look. "I think you're the one you're not okay."
"Okay, babe, let's take it off. This is just freaking me out," you reply back to him er... no her as you start to feel something odd about it.
"What do you mean 'take it off? I'm not wearing anything... I mean not entirely anything, but a naked body, see?" she or rather he shyly responds covering his whole naked body.
"What? No! I meant... It's a costume you're wearing, the suit."
"Costume? Suit? what the hell are you talking about? There ain't no costume." s/he exclaims. Then, you can look around for the opening in the back of the little boy who is your former girlfriend. With that,...