James gazed out onto the beach and saw three twenty-year-olds trying to hold back fits of laughter. After a moment of looking at the bigger picture, James saw what they were laughting at. About 20 feet in front of the boys were two men wearing speedos and kissing.
"Dude," one of the boys said, "Look at the fucking queers on the beach."
"Tell me about it," said another, "I would never wear those fucking speedos."
"And look at them," said the last boy, "Even if they weren't making out, you could so tell that they were gay."
James overheard their conversation, and a plan took shape in his head...