"Hello, everyone, and welcome to the official Spookyville Preview of Animalia Ambassadoria." said Miles, as he and Lexia were waiting for their flight at Animalia International Airport.
"Today we'll be covering some important tips for Halloween, and some sneak peeks for the upcoming Spookyville event." said Lexia.
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"The first tip for Halloween is, if you're going to paint your face as part of your costume," said Miles, "Always remember to read the product reviews, and be careful with the blue paint."
"Why is that?" asked Lexia.
"Because all face paints can leech into the skin, but because blue has a deeper contrast with most skin colors, it shows up as a stain compared to other colors. If you insist on it, however, never ever, ever use toxic or corrosive chemicals on your skin unless you want to end up with chemical burns.
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"For a Spookyville preview," said Lexia, "we've got this. You remember what William said at the end of the Season Finale of 'When Worlds Collide...'? (William: War is coming, and it's going to be big.) "Well, we're going to turn 'stocking up' for said war into a way to be fun for everyone, with a scavenger hunt, of sorts."
"Fortunately, the prizes aren't going to be kept in briefcases, unmarked or otherwise," said Miles, "and they certainly won't be left at intersections." He then uploaded a news article that covered one infamous marketing disaster by Coors Light Canada when one of their prize-filled briefcases was left at an intersection, catching the attention of the bomb squad, halting the evening commute, and angering a lot of people, causing them to turn to other brands of beer in the future, despite several public apologies from Coors Light.
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"In some places," said Miles, "You've got to be creative in doing Spookyville, such as Dino City being briefly turned into Jurassic Park. New Zerzura, our Ancient Egyptian-inspired colony is doing something inspired by both Christian and Ancient Egyptian mythologies."
"According to Egyptian Mythology, Osiris is the king of the underworld." said Lexia, who had done a bit of research on both Egyptian Mythology and the event New Zerzura had planned. "But even royalty has to spend time with family, if only briefly. So, for Spookyville, Osiris is going to visit the world of the living for one week before heading back to the underworld."
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"Well," said Miles suddenly, "They're calling our flight so we're going to have to cut this episode short." said Miles, "So our final piece of advice is, once you're done trick or treating, remember to check, double check, and triple check all the candy you receive, remember to throw out any candy that's unwrapped or has holes in it or covered in unidentifiable powder, and if you're suspecting that some candy you might have received is rainbow fentanyl (which is more than fifty times stronger than heroin), have police officers also do checking. Stay tuned for when I do coverage of Animalia's relatively new French Colony, including Belle's Bêtes and meeting some of the new students. Until then, we'll be seeing ya."