You pull out a genie lamp, it was perfect and golden. There was a price tag on the handle reading $10.
You weren't sure if any of the crap inside this shop was real but something told you to take a chance and buy the lamp. it was only $10 after all, if it didn't work you could just leave it on a shelf and it would be a funny story for any guests or family that might show up at your new apartment.
After purchasing and parting with your $10 you jumped in your car and raced home.
Once home you dropped your keys and proceeded to rub the side of the lamp. There was a big puff of smoke and once it had cleared was a normal man standing next to the dropped lamp.
"Hello you can ask for one wish and one wish only." He said as if bored.
"Isn't it normally three wishes you normally give?" You asked inquisitively.
"No I am not powerful enough to grant multiple wishes unfortunately." He said apologetically, which was a weird change of tone.
You thought to yourself this must be why its in a bargain bin in some weird back alley magic shop so it must be safe to make wishes as it is only one wish and if I explain it properly there will be no trouble at all. You thought about asking for money or to have a more attractive body but realised wishing for these things would be vain and would not be the real you after you made your one wish.
"I wish for a real vagina but in fleshlight form," The genie started following the wish after a few seconds of realising this man had actually just started blurting out his wish in real detail. "and that it wouldn't break or rip or get damaged at all and that it will keep a youthful appearance both inside and out throughout the years of my lifetime using it." You spurted out all this information rather abruptly clearly surprising the genie with such a strange wish, "you quickly added because it will help me relieve stress any time I want being way more useful than money or anything else to me."
The genie said "If you say so."
He snapped his fingers and the lamp along with him had vanished, you looked to the ground where he had been standing with the lamp and realised that nothing was there. He had forgotten to grant your wish, quite possibly the one opportunity you will ever have to experience first hand magic.
this greatly annoyed you still standing in your porch hallway you realised it was getting late so you might as well lock your door for the night and prepare some dinner. You took one step forward and realised something was very wrong.
Halting in your tracks you pulled down your jeans and boxers to discover your dick and balls missing and in its place the vagina you had described to the genie was anatomically correctly placed in your crotch. You reached out a hand to touch the little pink slit that you now apparently had.
"..." You were speechless when you touched it and a shiver went down your spine.