By the time you both got home, Zoe places the bag of costumes in your bedroom, while you both get naked from head to toe. Finally once you were naked, Zoe went over to the bags. "Okay, ready to see what these "Mystery Costumes" are?" she asks. "Yes babe," You answer. "Let a rip. I'm ready as I'll ever be."
You watch your girlfriend pull out the costumes, and find that they were skinsuits, and outfits for clowns-one skinsuit was for a whiteface clown and the other for an auguste. The feminine style dress outfit was obviously for Zoe and the more general looking one was for you. According to the booklet, the skinsuits wouldn't just make you and Zoe look like clowns-you'd speak in goofy voices, punctuate your sentences with guffaws and giggles and honks of your round red noses, and feel compelled to behave like-well, like clowns.
"Well?" Zoe says as she holds up the skinsuits. "Which one do you want to be? The Whiteface or Auguste?"