"I want to break so many world records!~", Laura shouted over her beeping remote.
With a final bounce of her massive ass on her vibrating dildo, Laura came, her immense curves still jiggling for a good 5 second even after stopping. Panting, she removed the sex-toy from her now-satiated snatch and layed on the ground. Laura knew she should shower or put on some clothes, but she didn't feel like crawling today, her mounds of flesh too heavy for her to walk. She sighed, "What I'd do to be able to move without any problems". She thought she had heard the remote beep, but she wanted to look at her body first, so she stood and posed in front of her mirror, her curves jiggling along the way.
Laura loved how big she was. Her tits had an around chest-over-nipple measurement of 180 cms, her booty stuck out almost 38cms behind her and her hips, obviously wider than her shoulders, made her 75cms wide. Thankfully, even her thighs followed, they were so thick that despite being so wide, they still touched each other a bit. She put her hands on her absurdly wide hips, noting "With hips that wide, it's like I have the smallest waist in the world!". She definitely heard the remote beep this time, but she was too amazed at her ridiculously small waist right now. It had a ridiculous diameter of 33cms, she could pretty much cover her entire waist with just her two hands. She had a ridiculous Pixar mom, wasp silhouette and she loved it.
Now that she was finished with checking herself out, Laura looked back at the remote that was supposed to change reality with her words or whatever and decided to say something small and stupid in the off-chance it actually worked. "My hair is naturally pink and reaches the top of my ass". Ok, the remote beeped and it showed a text reading "Changes applied", but she already had her beautiful, pink mane so it's not like it did anything. She did notice, however, that the remote typed in text what she said, meaning it was a good writing tool that also let her hands tend to her needs. One of her hands drifted towards her wet vagina, caressing it while imagining multiple things she could break the world record in.
Laura always wanted to be better at eating out her friends and maybe she just needed a not-so-little push. Starting to play with her clit and imagining herself with a longer tongue, she said "I have the longest, largest tongue in the world, and I'm the best at eating pussy~". As the remote beeped, Laura started to finger herself, moaning and letting her 11 cms tongue flop onto her large bossom. She loved her large tongue, it helped her give the best cunnilingus possible. It was large too, so much so it was as large as her waist was at 10cms, it was absurd, and that turned on Laura so much. In her horny haze, she...