"We gotta get out of here. What if that farmer comes out here?"
"Relax. It's the middle of the night and we're miles from anywhere."
"We have to do something though. What about Mark? We can't leave him like this."
"Yeah. And what if we get arrested for indescent exposure?"
"That's not the biggest problem right now. I don't know how we changed into donkeys in the first place, but I don't want it to happen again. What if those guys come looking for us?"
"Ow, what's this thing in my ear?"
"What is it?"
"I don't know."
"Well take it out."
"I'm trying! OW!"
"Sorry. It's a tag."
"Those guys tagged us?"
"Them or the farmer."
"This is some kind of tracking device. They know where we are!"
"Take them out! All of them! Ben, take that one off of Mark."
"Got it."
"Okay, we've got to get off the farm first of all. There's probably a town or something and we can get help there."
"How do you think they'll feel about THIS?"
"Hey, don't show me that! We'll have to find some clothes along the way. Until then, just keep your valubles covered."
And so, a donkey and three naked college students wandered into the night.