You slowly made your way over to the car you had seen in the distance. As you neared you saw a middle aged couple apparently returning from a hike. You approached them still in two minds about what you should say. Should you beg for help or should you just do as the witch wanted and hope she was true to her word?
As it turned out you didn't have a choice. The words that came out of your mouth were identical to what you had said earlier. 'Sir and Madam.... I come from the house of the enchanted forest.....We sell charms that will make you irresistible to the female sex, may I entice you to accompany me to our showroom?'
The woman looked at you and screwed up her face in disgust 'What the hell are you? Some sort of street walker? Go away leave us in peace' She grasped her husbands hand, he was looking at you with a stunned look on his face, You realised he was actually drooling. 'Come on Bill, let's go' She pulled him off towards the car.
You called after them 'You will approve. Your husband will become irresistible to you' But the woman ignored you and pulled the man to the car. They drove off, the woman driving. The man couldn't seem to take his eyes off you.
You got a similar response at the next group of people you came across. Two 20 something couples. The men drooled at you as the women whisked them away and out of you presence without giving you the time of day. Your plea to have them visit the showroom fell on deaf ears. You realised that this plea seemed to be all you could say.
You got a similar response from the next family you came across. The mother was quite hostile to you. You realsied then that you only hope was to find a male only group.
However before you came across such a group a car approached. A brief siren to get your attention confirmed it was a police car. The car stopped where you were and two burly police got out of the car. They approached you 'We have fielded complaints about a woman soliciting in the park. I'm guessing you might be the culprit'
'Sir, I come from the house of the enchanted forest.....We sell charms that will make you irresistible to the female sex, may I entice you to accompany me to our showroom?' despite your intentions the same sales pitch came from your throat.
'Ha! You just incriminated yourself!' the second policeman replied. 'I'd say we bring her in Jake. Must be a new girl. I'm sure I would recall if we had come across her before'
'We sell charms that will make you irresistible. Your girlfriends will approve'
'Come on darling! Put you hands behind your back' You found yourself cuffed and frisked, not that the clothing you wore could hide anything.
'Sir, I beg you. Come to our showroom. You will be astounded by what you will find. We guarantee you will be satisfied. You will not be disappointed'
The policeman subtly pushed you to the rear seat of the car using his hand to push against your bum.
'Hold on Jake. Let's hear what the girl has to say. Where is this house you talk of Miss?'
'In the enchanted forest. It is Mistress Winnifred's house. She has the greatest charms. Let me take you there. You will not regret it'
'Sounds interesting and I'm guessing it can't be too far away' commented Jake.
'She can't have come far wearing those boots' said the other cop 'Sounds like someone has set up a new brothel. Good looking girls too, not that she seems very bright. I'd say we go and investigate. What's your name girl?'
'They call me Cassandra'
'Well Cassandra, lead the way'