"What the fuck? Where the hell am I? What is this place? And who the fuck are you, man?"
"Alright, knock it off, babe. Stop playing around like you don't know me." you chuckle your girlfriend in a random black guy's skinsuit as you thought she was acting.
"What are you talking about, man? What the fuck do you mean 'knock it off'?" she or rather he said. "And I'm not playing around, fool. I was just standing right here in this basement."
"Babe, are you okay? You're acting strange, did you hit your head or something?" you asks as you look concerned at your girlfriend in black dude's body.
"I don't know what the fuck are you talking about, bro, and what the fuck do you mean 'babe'?" s/he talks back to you with a confused look. "I think you're the one who not being okay."
"Okay, babe, let's take it off. This is just freaking me out." you reply back to him er... no her as you start to feel something odd about it.
"What do you mean 'take it off'? I'm not... hey why the fuck am I naked all of the sudden?" she or rather he shouts out as he shock that there are no clothes but just his whole naked body.
"What? No! I meant... It's a costume you're wearing, the suit."
"Costume? Suit? What the hell you talking about, bro? There ain't no costume." s/he exclaims. Then, you can and look around for the opening in the back of the little boy who is your former girlfriend. With that,...