As Jen’s giant stripper statue legs crossed over the last hill before the ocean, a ray of hope shined.
Their was a playground in her direct path and Jen let out a sigh of relief. Even if she got some toddlers legs it would be better than her giant ones.
However she would get another curveball thrown into this plan, as instead of a person her giant statue legs walked right into a playground spring sea horse.
She was taken off the legs and the sea horse was put on the giant statue legs once again going inert.
Below the waist Jen now had a giant metal spring bolted to the concrete. She let out a groan of frustration. She was stuck here unable to move. Forever.
Then something unexpected happened. Her giant spring legs ripped the bolts out of the concrete and bounced into the sand bringing the giant metal plate with her.
The last leg of her journey was her hopping up and down like a pogo stick until finally she reached the water and gained control of her lower half for the first time in days.
She wept, now a freak with a giant spring and metal plate for legs…