"Got anything for phimosis?" Sarah interrupted.
"Come again?" Michelle asked, her head snapping in Sarah's direction.
"You know, phimosis!" said Sarah. "A nice, snug foreskin that stays on the tip no matter how hard the cock gets."
"I know what 'phimosis' means, Sarah," Michelle groaned with a roll of her eyes. "I'm not five. But what exactly are you asking me about it? How to treat it?"
"Hell, no!" Sarah gasped. "I'm asking you how the fuck I can get it! I mean, look at my friends. Ruby's foreskin's kinda tight, the foreskin on Eboni's belly dick stays on during boners, you can plainly see how fucking snug Charlotte's future foreskin is, and Melanie's shroud might as well be phimotic given how long it is. I mean, it's longer than her shaft! It looks like a fucking elephant trunk!"
"Thanks, Sarah," Melanie smiled, blushing a bit. "It is a pretty cute pecker, isn't it?" She picked her cock up by its pendulous, dangly foreskin as she admired it.
"So, I've been seeing all my friends get tight, phimotic foreskins, while my loose one slips off my tip as soon as I get the slightest bit of wood. It's driving me fucking nuts! Is there any way you could tighten up my baggy foreskin, 'Chelle?"
"Hey!" Charlotte snapped. "I was just about to get my dick, and now you're delaying me with more self-improvement crap?!"
"Seniority, Lottie!" Sarah retorted. "I'm an actual full member, so I get to fix up my cock before you can make requests."
Charlotte crossed her arms and sulked. "Not fair!"
Melanie looked concerned. "Are you... sure you're friends, you two?"
"Of course!" Sarah said, dumbfounded. "How could you ask something like that?!"
"Well, you are arguing an awful lot," Melanie said.
"That's how you can tell we're still friends," Charlotte responded. "When we're really pissed off with each other, we give each other the silent treatment."
"Bickering and kvetching is how we show affection for each other," Sarah added. "Isn't that how friends act?"
"It sure isn't how I talk to my friends," said Melanie.
"Well, I personally think it's kind of adorable," Michelle smiled. "You two'd make a great couple."
"Thanks, 'Chelle," said Sarah. "Now, what can you do to fasten my foreskin in place over my tip?"