Time to start a new life, Susan thought, looking at the pills that had arrived that afternoon. Her marriage, grudgingly tolerated at best, was now over, and she never expected to see her ex again. There were no children. She had a small income, supplemented with a retail job, and her future looked fairly dull.
Then she started to see the New You ads. The one she kept clicking on showed a dour, unhappy-looking woman take a combination of the ftm and youth pills and become an incredibly virile, laughing young man. OK, it was ad bullshit. But the pills, according to everything she read, did seem to work, and the testimonials showed a lot of people pretty happy with their new selves. And there was always the reverse pill.
No time like the present, she thought, carefully identifying and separating out the ftm and age regression pills. The age regression pills were a decade apiece. Susan was going to take four along with two ftm pills that would make her not just a man but a manly man. Goodbye, old lady with sagging boobs and aching joints!
She stripped--the manufacturers recommended that you not be wearing clothes for a major physical change--and swallowed the six pills with a glass of water. Eagerly, she gazed in the mirror.